Music-based Insults

[DB_Cooper]

I've been thinking along the lines of the "I'm XXXXXX, you're XXXXX" construction lately, i.e.

I'm God Only Knows, you're Kokomo.
I'm Van Halen, you're Van Hagar
I'm Stevie Wonder playing organ, you're Stevie Wonder playing Where's Waldo

Plaese to add on, Soultrustees.

 

[HarveyCanal]

When an Austin promoter back in the 90's brought Prince Po without Pharoahe Monch, I said:





We wanted Organized, but got Konfusion.

 

[jjfad027]

Ya mama looks like Ric Ocasek

 

[Jimster]

I'm OU812, You're 90125


I'm The Eagles, You're A Flock of Seagulls


I'm Tim Dog, You're Atomic Kitten


I'm the Geto Boys, You're the Spice Girls


I'm James Brown, You're James Blunt


I'm Frank Sinatra, You're Frank Zappa


I'm Frank Zappa, You're Frank Chickens (look that one up)


I'm Fu-Schnickens, You're Frank Chickens


I'm Frank Chickens, You're Frankie Goes To Hollywood


I'm Michael Franks, You're Lloyd Banks


Frank.


Ok I'm done.


I'm Nirvana, You're Bananarama


I'm U2, You're US3 (insult gravitas : your call)


I'm Kind of Blue, You're On The Corner


I'm Jimi Hendrix, You're Nona Hendryx


I'm Captain Sensible, You're Captain and Tenille


I'm Roberto Duran, You're Duran Duran


I'm Bow-Wow-Wow, You're Lil' Bow-Wow


I'm Curtis Mayfield, You're Lisa Stansfield


I'm Giant Steps, You're Little Feat

 

[Jimster]

I have to admit I ride for Captain and Tenille. His real name is Daryl Dragon. ::GAME OVER::

 

[JectWon]

I'm Busta, you're Charlie Brown.

 

[LaserWolf]

DB_Cooper said:


I'm Stevie Wonder playing organ, you're Stevie Wonder playing Where's Waldo





Plaese to add on, Soultrustees.




How are we supposed to top that?

 

[vintageinfants]

"if you cant handle me at my [em]immobilarity[/em], you cant have me at my [em]cuban linx[/em]"

 

[badder_than_evil]

I'm Otis Redding, You're Roland Browning

 

[The_Non]

I'm Airplane, you're Starship.


I'm The Joker, you're Abracadabra.

 

[RAJ]

I ski like Scarface, you ski like Sonny Bono.

 

[JectWon]

I'm 'bombin' atomically' and you're over here tallmbout' 'arts and crafts paragraphs'....

 

[batmon]

Your on Waxidermy.

 

[DB_Cooper]

batmon said:Your on Waxidermy.




Your album gives Waxidermists butt-clenching grippsweats.

 

[DB_Cooper]

Even Waxidermy isn't feeling your boner.

 

[batmon]

DB_Cooper said:Even Waxidermy isn't feeling your boner.







lol

 

[LokoOne]

Im Kool Moe Dee-ing, youre just Busy Bee-ing


Youre just a Yella Boy to my Dre


Im Bon Scott, youre Bon Jovi


Youre the UGod of your family