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The maid asked for a raise, and the wife was upset.


She asked, "Now, Helen, why do you think you deserve a pay increase?"


Helen: "There are three reasons. The first is that I iron better than you."


Wife: "Who said that?"


Helen: "Your husband."


Wife: "Oh."


Helen: "The second reason is that I am a better cook than you."


Wife: "Who said that?"


Helen: "Your husband."


Wife: "Oh."


Helen: "The third reason is that I am better at sex than you."


Wife: "Did my husband say that as well?"


Helen: "No, the gardener did."


Wife: "So, how much do you want?"





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Do I still have time to wish all my fellow Canucks on the west coast a Happy Canada Day??








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vintageinfants said:day drinking in scotland celebrating belated canadia day.





im the one with the funny talk





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