POAST a JOKE y'all

[Mr_Lee_PHD]

It is George The Postie's last day on the round before retirement, and the first house he comes to gives him a cake and a fond farewell, the second house a bulging envelope and a case of wine and the third a box of havana cigars and a fine malt whisky.

At the fourth house he is greeted by a gorgeous blonde in a see-through negligee, who takes him by the hand, leads him upstairs and gives him the best sex of his life. Afterwards she leads him down to the kitchen, sits him down and makes him breakfast.

As he sips his tea, he notices a pound coin on the table. 'Whats the pound coin for?' he asks, to which she replies 'Well last night I asked my husband what we should give you for your retirement and he said 'Fuck him, give him a pound', but the breakfast was my idea.'

:oof:

POAST IT UP!!

 

[ZomB]

Did you hear the one about the blind circumciser?





He got the sack. :shocked:

 

[LaserWolf]

Did you hear about the woman who backed into an airplane propeller?


Disaster.

 

[DJ_Enki]

How many squirrels does it take to screw in a light bulb?





Just two, but good luck getting them inside the light bulb.

 

[elise]

Wanna hear a joke about my vagina?





Nevermind, you won't get it.








(I know, I know--the joke is old. Still funny.)











/threadkiller

 

[Hotsauce84]

elise said:Wanna hear a joke about my vagina?





Nevermind, you won't get it.








(I know, I know--the joke is old. Still funny.)











/threadkiller




Ha ha! I got it. Hilarious!

 

[DB_Cooper]

Herm said:elise said:Wanna hear a joke about my vagina?





Nevermind, you won't get it.








(I know, I know--the joke is old. Still funny.)











/threadkiller




I got it.




^^^^^^^


GETS IT

 

[mateo]

young black boy asks his grandma, ' i got the biggest dick in the 4th grade; is it cuz im black? '


grandma says ' nah nigguh its cuz u sposed to be in the 10th grade'

 

[jammy]

what's brown and rhymes with snoop?





dr.dre.

 

[Mr_Lee_PHD]

What kind of bees make milk ?





Boo Bees

 

[leon]

Okem said:

 

[verb606]

What did zero say to 8?











"Nice belt."











What's orange and sounds like a parrot?








A carrot.

 

[Medium_Dude]

Rabbi and a priest are walking in a park together and see a young boy playing by himself.


Priest: hey look! A little boy! Let's go fuck him!


Rabbi: out of what?!

 

[jjfad027]

A pirate with a captains wheel stuffed in the front of his pants walks into a bar. He asks the bartender for a drink. The bartender says "sure I'll get you a drink, but did you know you have a captains wheel stuffed in your pants?"


Pirate says "arrr, I know, and it's drivin' me nuts"

 

[jjfad027]

Have you guys seen Stevie Wonders house?




























































































Neither has he

 

[Jamal]

mateo said:young black boy asks his grandma, ' i got the biggest dick in the 4th grade; is it cuz im black? '


grandma says ' nah nigguh its cuz u sposed to be in the 10th grade'







hahahahahhaha!

 

[fejmelba]

Sam meets mo in the street.


High mo, whats up?


Its bad sam, my father died last night.


Ooh, that is terrible mo. If there is anything i can do you???d tell me right?


Well the thing is sam, Thursday is his funeral and i have no propper suit.


Are we not friends mo?


-Yes.


And dont i have a suit?


-Yes, sam.


Dont worry mo. You can use my suit Thursday.


Thank you sam.


One week later and sam meets mo again


Hey mo, how was the funeral?


It was beautiful sam.


The rabbi spoke beautiful, the crowd was beautiful and my father looked so good in your suite

 

[Grandfather]

A man enters an emergency room with several plastic horses stuck up his ass.


Doctor listed his condition as


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STABLE.

 

[ketan]

jammy said:what's brown and rhymes with snoop?





dr.dre.




love it.

 

[batmon]

plaese 2 stop