POST YOUR F*CKING PET PEEVES
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What about dudes that wanna make conversation from the stall?
You're standing at the sink and suddenly you hear a disembodied voice addressing you...
one more:
people who talk on and on and on about their job as a waitress, uh, I mean as a server.
oh one more:
people who come over to my house when I am cooking for them and try to "help out" with the recipies.
people who talk on and on and on about their job as a waitress, uh, I mean as a server.
oh one more:
people who come over to my house when I am cooking for them and try to "help out" with the recipies.
Little dudes that wanna get emotional like Carl Thomas because you don't give them a nod or some schitt. And then they start squawking about "Fahn! I am going to be not opening doors for you anymore!" like I give a schitt. I got two arms, poptart.
Fahn you!
So real.My biggest pet peeve is when folls disrespect people in the service industry. I've never had a job like that, but I can imagine it's pretty tough dealing with assholes that think they have more of a right to life than you. My friends do it all the time and I always get in their face about it.
DJ Ferrari
wack rappers that always ask for beats for free, "lemme get a beat, lemme get lemme gimmie lemme" aaaarrrrggghhh!!!!
rappers in general are annoying bunch for the most part.
rappers in general are annoying bunch for the most part.
people who point out your physical defects and then act like they are doing you a favor or giving you a head's up.
"hey, i think you might be gaining a few pounds"
"hey, i think you might be gaining a few pounds"
I think I have learned more about you guys and gal from this one thread than all other posts put together.
dirty finger nails
eating with mouth open
backpacks on crowded transit
when i work the door at s****h****r***** and folks try to weasel their way out of paying five fucking dollars. worst are the dudes who bitch for 10 minutes about five dollars then pull out a roll of 20s and 50s to finally pay
white sweat socks with black dress shoes
non-Patois speaking people who say "mon" in that way that no one but non-Patois speaking people do
limp hand shakers
pee drops at the foot of the toilet. you a man! shake that thing off in the bowl before you put it away! i don't care if you're drunk, make it happen!
dirty finger nails
eating with mouth open
backpacks on crowded transit
when i work the door at s****h****r***** and folks try to weasel their way out of paying five fucking dollars. worst are the dudes who bitch for 10 minutes about five dollars then pull out a roll of 20s and 50s to finally pay
white sweat socks with black dress shoes
non-Patois speaking people who say "mon" in that way that no one but non-Patois speaking people do
limp hand shakers
pee drops at the foot of the toilet. you a man! shake that thing off in the bowl before you put it away! i don't care if you're drunk, make it happen!
I can't stand hearing people talk on thier cell phones when in line at the post office, especially when theyre directly behind or in front of me. It's ALWAYS the same convo.
"I just got off work".
"now I'm a the post office"
"There's a big line here"
"There's only three people working the counter"
"it's hot inside the post office"
"the line isn't moving very fast."
SHUTTTUPPP.
"I just got off work".
"now I'm a the post office"
"There's a big line here"
"There's only three people working the counter"
"it's hot inside the post office"
"the line isn't moving very fast."
SHUTTTUPPP.
Little dudes that wanna get emotional like Carl Thomas because you don't give them a nod or some schitt. And then they start squawking about "Fahn! I am going to be not opening doors for you anymore!" like I give a schitt. I got two arms, poptart.
pff whatever, I just say "you're welcome fuckhead"
1 - eBayers who don't leave feedback
2 - old yellow poly sleeves
3 - people who ship records in everything but record mailers
4 - co-sign on the wet socks
5 - people touching my car stereo
6 - people who let the phone ring more than four times when they call
7 - bootleg dvds
8 - talking with food in your mouth
9 - drivers who pull up directly next to me in traffic ....
blah blah blah ..
2 - old yellow poly sleeves
3 - people who ship records in everything but record mailers
4 - co-sign on the wet socks
5 - people touching my car stereo
6 - people who let the phone ring more than four times when they call
7 - bootleg dvds
8 - talking with food in your mouth
9 - drivers who pull up directly next to me in traffic ....
blah blah blah ..
FUCK YES! It's always the weekend warrior types. Dude yes..
too easy.
Yup or the limp hand shake w/ no eye contact.
what about these:
People who never pick up thur cell-phone. Why the fuck you got one? Didnt you just call me?
White guys with dreads.
White guys who wear afro wigs.
People from the suburbs with a "drawl".
People who blast thur headphones to the point where others can hear the music (and why isn't never anybody with anything good?)
This might be me, but whenever I order in Spanish I always get the one cashier that won't ,no matter what, respond in Spanish. What is this?
Non-latinos that pronounce certain words in "spanish". It sounds mad forced.
whoa I read that as "JP I didn't know you spoke Chinese and Jamalski!"
Oh shit! I can't stop laughing. That is TOO damn funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I have not talked to that foll in years. Jamal was ALWAYS on some comedy. We used to kick it in Portland, OR. when he and Cormac lived there. This was in the 80s and they were the "Bead Masters" They made these CRAZY big bead necklace medallion deals that were big at the time. Jamal would go to this famer's market on the weekends and sell bead necklaces to the locals. That foll would speak with a Patois accent the whole time and all the locals loved buying African beads from the Jamaican guy. LOL. Dude lives in France most of the year now and does jungle/drum & bass parties.
To screen my calls, motherf**ker--now stop blowing up my schitt. I'll call you back when I call you back.
whoa I read that as "JP I didn't know you spoke Chinese and Jamalski!"
Oh shit! I can't stop laughing. That is TOO damn funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I have not talked to that foll in years. Jamal was ALWAYS on some comedy. We used to kick it in Portland, OR. when he and Cormac lived there. This was in the 80s and they were the "Bead Masters" They made these CRAZY big bead necklace medallion deals that were big at the time. Jamal would go to this famer's market on the weekends and sell bead necklaces to the locals. That foll would speak with a Patois accent the whole time and all the locals loved buying African beads from the Jamaican guy. LOL. Dude lives in France most of the year now and does jungle/drum & bass parties.
damn I never noticed dude looks like an angry Iranian right there
