TAKE THAT SHIT TO THE-BRITS.COM

Paul said:That William Hague thing is funny, if you like non-stories. Somehow I can't picture him being a bummer, but I might be wrong. Does seem like an epic PR fail, It's good that these Tory blogs are intent on sabotaging their own party with malicious rumours though.




On the other hand, it could very easily be a necessary double-bluff, given that this story has now been picked up by The Guardian (although, and I can't think why, it's being ignored by just about everyone else), and it raises issues of systematic criminality in the British print media, high-level corruption in the Met and poor judgement on the part of Cameron, who knowingly employed someone tainted by this affair as his senior communications adviser; someone who'd have been spinning the Gordon Brown bullying stories as "an outrage", even though he'd been found to have done the exact same thing to a member of his staff in his previous job.





Easy to conclude from this that Coulson is more valuable to Cameron than Hague, although it's worth considering that the real issue with the Hague story isn't (or shouldn't be) whether or not he's gay, but whether or not the Foreign Secretary is sufficiently lacking in judgement to have employed his fuck-buddy on the public tab (and whether it coincides with the expenses scandal). Or possibly even have been sufficiently lacking in judgement to have shagged a member of his staff. And that's before we mention the unlikeliness of a 24-y-o with a less-than-distinguished degree being blessed with sufficient political smarts to have finagled one of the most senior advisory gigs in the F.O.





Incidentally, rumours about Hague have been circulating for a good ten years now. The person he's most usually linked with in them is Sebastian Coe, who yesterday announced that his 13-year marriage was now over. Odd coincidence, that. A supplementary rumour relates to the security detail assigned to Hague and his wife when Hague was leader of the opposition, and how an alleged pre-requisite for landing the gig was a willingness to attend to certain specific needs of Mrs. Hague's - needs that may not necessarily have been attended to by her husband...





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I feel a strange combination of nausea and excitement at that picture. Billy Hague looks oddly similar to his fresh-faced appearance at that Tory conference when he was a nipper.
 
It's funny that much maligned 2001 version of Guns and Roses seem like a vintage line-up in comparison. I think I preferred that guy with the KFC bucket on his head to Slash anyway, of course with your boy Axel in charge, such good things were never going to last.
 
Not the sharpest tool in the box. Coleen must have known the deal and was waiting to cash him in.





I predict it might life a weight off his shoulders / provide ample ammo for on-field red-card-r goading.
 
i really couldn't give a fuck about any of this. "man cheats on wife" is not news. not condoning it, i just don't care.





the euro qualifiers can fuck off, too.





bring back the premier league, please.
 
At least he's moved on from Grannies. Still not smart enough to pay for a proper highclass hooker who isn't going to run to press at the first opportunity though.
 
First up, let me apologize for sullying this thread once more with talk of xfactor nonsense.





I read in the paper that this is one of the favourites so far. Wondered what the strut thought of her.











Hopefully she'll cover Lil B in her next appearance. "Thankyou Simon, [cue music] You know I always wanted to be the best. You know I always wanted to be god. This is real talk"





She makes me feel awkward and old but I think she'd make a good ringtone, so I imagine she going to huge in the hit parade. (duet withDizzy DappyChipmunk in teh finals is a must)
 
I already look forward to her swagged out winners single though off the top of my head can't think which Westlife b-side would work best.
 
Definitely ringtone music, but immeasurably better than the usual soaring, earnest balladry shite that always seems to come out of these things.
 
What is with the facial paralysis, doe? She reminds me of princess Nikki offa BB b/w 4th place in Butlins Beyonce -wannabee-a-like.





Still, keeps her off the street corners, out of Wayne's bed.
 
'Turn My Swag On' is a genius piece of music and this was a worthy tribute.





In other news, I just found the greatest sports video on youtube.