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The whole saga has been very strange. All this to get extra money?? I cram to understand.





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The whole saga has been very strange. All this to get extra money?? I cram to understand.





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Ha! Raj should replace the ignore user option with this for the site. Far more therapeutic.
 
LOL.





I blew up every highlights video of Arsenal winning 5-0 by passing the ball into the net versus FC Bullshit.








Here's a photo from earlier today:





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It's a pretty sweet 'hack'. Although it would be even better if, like in the original, objects blew in to pieces that could be shot again. That, and it also needs sound fx. (mainly just to step me looking a COMPLETE FUCKING NERD when I suddenly realize I'm sitting there making them myself.) PEW PEW PEW! EXPLOSION!!
 
Shortly after signing a new five-year contract with United, Wayne Rooney sat down with MUTV on Friday to talk about his new deal and staying at United...





Wayne, a new contract for you, how are you feeling?


Yeah, I???m delighted. There has been a bit of controversy over the timing of it all. But I???m delighted it???s finally signed. Hopefully I can move on and get back fit and get back playing again.





The aim is to be back on the pitch and playing, but what have the last few days been like for you?


It???s been difficult for me and for the club as well. For me, I felt I had to get my point across and we finally came to an agreement, which I think is best for the two of us, for me and ??? that???s the best thing for me and the club.





When you originally had discussions with David a while ago, can you explain your feelings and how things have changed?


As a player here at United I care for the club. I had some concerns and I made the manager and David Gill aware. It went on from there and it didn???t really move forward in terms of contract talks. Then in the last few days that???s all been made public knowledge, which made it more difficult. We felt ??? myself and the club ??? that we had to move quickly to sort it out. I???ve spoken with the manager, David Gill and the owners and all of them have confirmed to me that this is the right club for me to be at, and that the club is going to continue to be successful and win things. I had other things I wanted to air as well, but I was happy to move forward and sign the deal.





How complicated is the negotiation process?


It is very complicated. It???s about the football club, but it???s about me and my career as well. So I had to think about it really hard.





I???m just delighted it???s over now and hopefully we can put it to the back of our minds.





How does it feel to be a young footballer in the middle of all this? What emotions are going through your mind?


Yeah, it???s difficult. There???s a lot of media coverage that you have to deal with. I???m sure with other players these discussions happen as well, but they just never become public knowledge. Obviously my situation did, and it made it more difficult. But I spoke with the club about it and we felt it was best to move things on quickly. I???m really delighted I???ve managed to agree the deal today.





Presumably it???s wonderful at times being Wayne Rooney, but being who you are is the reason why people have such strong opinions on it???


Yeah, that???s something I???ve had for many years now and you just have to try and learn to deal with it. I know I can deal with it myself. Sometimes it does get a bit difficult, but I???m glad it???s over with now and I???m just looking forward to getting back fit and playing again.





We heard from Sir Alex earlier this week and he sounded passionate, and quite emotional. You mentioned him in the statement in the week, what have you got to say about the way he has been throughout all of this?


It???s been difficult for him as well, I???m sure it has. He???s got to look after the club and he was trying to convince me to sign a new deal at the club. We spoke about it and he has been fantastic. He???s a great manager and I???ve said that many times. He???s one of the big reasons why I joined the club ??? to work under him and be successful. I???ve managed to do that. I???m hoping in the next few years we can do that again.





Is he one of the main reasons you are staying here?


Yeah. He???s not the only reason. I???ve been here now for six years. The fans have been great for me in that time. The manager???s experience, passion and will to win are one of the main reasons why I???m playing here.





Are you surprised by how everything has happened?


Since it???s become public knowledge, it meant we had to move quickly. Once it all came out, it looked like there was nowhere to go, and that that was it. The manager quite openly made it clear that the door was still open for me to sign and that he still wanted me to sign. That???s when I spoke to my agent and said, ???let???s go in and sit down with them and try to resolve it and try and get the deal done???. We went and spoke to the manager, David Gill and the Glazers. And I???m just pleased we worked it out.





What???s your message to the fans now?


I???m sure the fans are upset with everything that they???ve heard in the media. But my message is that I care for this club and I want to be here. That???s important to know. I want to continue being successful at this club. Some fans might not take to it too quickly. It might take time. But I will give 100 per cent on the pitch. I want to try and build that relationship back up. I hope that we can work together on this and try to do the best thing for Manchester United and win trophies here.
 
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WR: Five years ago, I was happy playing for the team I'd supported all my life. Now, all I care about is money and trophies. And whores. Oh, and Man United. Nearly forgot. Thanks, Sir Alex - I owe it all to you!





SAF: Just keep smilin', son. And shut up about the whores - it cost us a fuckin' fortune in favours to keep all that out of the papers during the World Cup.
 
Dudes, thanks for the suggestions of Green Wing and Inbetweeners. Just started watching inbetweeners, its awesome. Cheers! Always open to more suggestions.
 
The dudes who wrote The Inbetweeners, also wrote some Flight of the Concords episodes. It started out great but waned a bit in later series.





I really rate Sean Locks' 15 Storeys High. And also The Smoking Room. Green Wing, not so much.
 
chicharito es la verdad


nani-valencia and him will assure man u's future for a while (and i hatt manU)
 
alieNDN said:Dudes, thanks for the suggestions of Green Wing and Inbetweeners. Just started watching inbetweeners, its awesome. Cheers! Always open to more suggestions.




Have you seen Peep Show?
 
Okem said:


I really rate Sean Locks' 15 Storeys High




+1 for 15 Storeys High. Totally slept on it at the time and it was only due to a couple of friends raving about it that I finally checked it out. Well worth investing time for.
 
djwaxon said:alieNDN said:Dudes, thanks for the suggestions of Green Wing and Inbetweeners. Just started watching inbetweeners, its awesome. Cheers! Always open to more suggestions.




Have you seen Peep Show?




Ya! just got into that.
 
The Rooooney debacle spells the end for SAF and his hair dryer, according to Pies Morgan.


http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-1323179/Piers-Morgan-Wayne-Rooneys-greedy-demands-spell-end-Sir-Alex-Ferguson.html





Awsm opinions dude.
 
I stopped reading at the line





I???ve been predicting in this column for the last two years that the endgame for Sir Alex Ferguson???s empire at Old Trafford is upon us.
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*Actually I never even read the bit before that as well since I could guess the content from the combination of Piers+Mail.
 
Piers Morgan's columns are easily the most laughable pieces of sports journalism on the internets.





You must LOL at how he claims to be an Arsenal fan but is comfortable slagging off Wenger on a weekly basis.
 
It is very much a case of a douche calling a douche, douchy.





When it comes to class as a human being, he???s not in the same league as a Bobby Robson or Bobby Charlton. So I won???t be shedding too many tears for the old growler as he faces his humiliating final curtain. To do so would be rankly hypocritical ??? I don???t like him and he doesn???t like me.