TAKE THAT SHIT TO THE-BRITS.COM

[Okem]

Ahh, yes. Shears and his Crouch avatar.. That's whose name I couldn't remember. I knew there were quite a few gooners here at one point.





the question on everybody's lips is though.. Just how is Duder so consistently rubbish at fantasy football?





There are various sites, blogs and entire forums out there to help you improve, guide you on selections, injuries, transfers and everything. I'll try and find the one I found helpful and post a link. Next year Duder. Next year.

 

[skel]

Even when I tried to finish last, Duder beat me.





He suffers from the fantasist curse.


Always hoping for miracles. It's a metaphor for life, L*o.





Paul and Jake have that winner mentality, the need to achieve and acquire.


Odds are they will succeed, odds are that fantasists take a hiding except in the very rare exceptional cases.





L*o, we're banking on you to win the lottery one day, son.

 

[vintageinfants]

i think i want in on next years go round.





someone come get me if i miss the call.











btw. bayern supporter since my older cousins told me that all the other options were for sissys.

 

[Okem]

I wimped out this season. I just knew RvP was going to be an essential purchase and the idea of him racking up points week in week out, wearing that shirt, just seemed like an unnecessary self inflicted turning of the knife.





Hopefully this summer will bring increased enthusiasm. But I'm not holding my breath on that count.

 

[Ocka]

skel said: Oskarinho who undoubtedly has ginger hair and lives with his mum.

uh oh, at least it finally paid off. tho i don't think i have enough posts to claim the title, i alexsong the trophy.

 

[Jimster]

Okem said:I wimped out this season. I just knew RvP was going to be an essential purchase and the idea of him racking up points week in week out, wearing that shirt, just seemed like an unnecessary self inflicted turning of the knife.




For sure. I mean, Ronaldo/Rooney/RvP as captain has been pretty much the cornerstone of success in this game of late, but personally, the idea of getting wood as Un*ted thrape some yo-yo side is unpalatable. I like to win, but I ain't ever going to try and gurn one out over wrong pr0n just to make it so.





Imagine catching a glimpse of oneself in the mirror.





:shudder:

 

[skel]

Ocka said:skel said: Oskarinho who undoubtedly has ginger hair and lives with his mum.

uh oh, at least it finally paid off. tho i don't think i have enough posts to claim the title, i alexsong the trophy.




::Salma::

 

[ppadilha]

vintageinfants said:bayern supporter since my older cousins told me that all the other options were for sissys.




your cousins are sissies.





b/w





I want in on this fantasy thing as well. is it an EPL or Euro one? Whatevs, I'll just do it to show how much I despise your civilized brand of football.





b/w





I will beat you all.





b/w





I like to talk trash.

 

[DOR]

Ocka said:skel said: Oskarinho who undoubtedly has ginger hair and lives with his mum.

uh oh, at least it finally paid off. tho i don't think i have enough posts to claim the title, i alexsong the trophy.







Total Posts: 8 Joined May '04











Congrats!

 

[Jimster]

You are not the one P*ul H*sker by any chance are you?





For he went to my school and went by the name of "Ocker" too.





Sayin'... It's a small world.

 

[Ocka]

J i m s t e r said:You are not the one P*ul H*sker by any chance are you?





For he went to my school and went by the name of "Ocker" too.

no, not as far as i know. i think "ocker" is aussie related and a few filipinos have contacted me thinking i'm someone they know. i'm from finland tho, as was revealed earlier.





but enough blabbering, i have lurking to do. thanks for the congratulations.

 

[Duderonomy]

RE: point scoring. After the first week, I didn't make any changes. This didn't pay off.





I still think, partly because football managers can't change their players every week, and partly because I don't have time to check who's injured/suspended, that we should just pick one squad for the season, no changes, and then see who wins this biatch.

 

[ppadilha]

http://www.guardian.co.uk/football/2013/may/21/new-york-city-fc-manchester-yankees-mls





so Citeh has sold its soul to the NY Yankees as well?

 

[Jimster]

Okem said:There are various sites, blogs and entire forums out there to help you improve, guide you on selections, injuries, transfers and everything. I'll try and find the one I found helpful and post a link. Next year Duder. Next year.




Life is too short. Look at the obvious forthcoming mis-matches of a Friday evening, take a punt, crack open a cold one.





Unless you are fielding Un*ted players, then it's just rotation?





I also consider abstaining from beers of a Saturday in order to watch MOTD all the way through to be poor form. :SMH:


One should seize the warblings of Hansen and dem as they dissect a futile WBA-Reading nil-nil as a free ticket on the express to the Land of Nod.





The end-game of beers V comfy sofa.





Being awoken by your own flatulence is the referee's final whistle.

 

[Jimster]

ppadilha said:http://www.guardian.co.uk/football/2013/may/21/new-york-city-fc-manchester-yankees-mls





so Citeh has sold its soul to the NY Yankees as well?




Expanding the Franchise. The hay rabs will own this club too, as they do with the Manc club. The Yankees are partners, IIRC.





Doing what they said they would do, way back when they bought the OG City.





Real NYC FC heads to be dropping "...ar kid." at the end of sentences or they are soft.

 

[Okem]

J i m s t e r said:Okem said:There are various sites, blogs and entire forums out there to help you improve, guide you on selections, injuries, transfers and everything. I'll try and find the one I found helpful and post a link. Next year Duder. Next year.




Life is too short. Look at the obvious forthcoming mis-matches of a Friday evening, take a punt, crack open a cold one.yep, that's the other reason I didn't bother this season. Though nerding out on this ish is fun. One season I tried to play the transfer investment game. they actually have this thing that calculates when a player is likely to rise or drop in value, so you can try and ride the price rises to get a more valuable team. In fact some people just play it to get the most expensive team by the end of the season. But yes. Life is short.

 

[skel]

Fuck it people


One year I chose a team of absolute douches - Barton, Terry, Diouf, Harewood et al - and finished mid table.


Another year I picked total losers and still didn't finish bottom.





A la Duder, pick a team and stick with it.


Next season....

 

[ppadilha]

J i m s t e r said:NYC FC




between that and NY Red Bulls the locals can't seem to get a team with at least a decent name. I expect the revived Cosmos to pull bigger crowds even if they're playing the equivalent of the second division (but without promotion). Nothing beats Dynamo Houston though, the commies arrived and Texas doesn't even know it.

 

[Duderonomy]

 

[Jimster]

Spot the Yank





b/w





What is that on man's head?