TAKE THAT SHIT TO THE-BRITS.COM

[DocMcCoy]

Okem said:Manure paid millions for that kid from Palace, who's meant to be one the most exciting English forwards in years, only to let him waste his days in the reserves. I don't think lack of youth prospects is their problem.





As talented as this Ravel kids is, he sounds like a proper wrong'un. He hasn't reached Jermaine Pennant levels of having to play with an ankle tag on, but I can see him failing to fulfill his potential in much the same way as Pennant.




It's certainly a possibility, although Allardici seemed to think he'd sorted himself out, rather than needing to be sorted out as Ferguson hinted he would.





The thing you don't get with that gif is that he began his run at least a third of the way inside West Ham's half. He wasn't exactly haring along Walcott stylee either. Beautifully composed run and finish, topped off by him following the ball almost into the net in case the defender got back in time to clear it. Class.

 

[skel]

Ee sands like jus a sortov pwoppa naw'ee warscul geezah dey luv dan dagenum way innit

 

[Okem]

When he first went to West Ham they loaned him out to Brum iirc who soon got sick of his bullshit and tried to cancel the loan, something that rarely happens. I'm sure whilst things are good Fat Sam will be hoping to hell that this can be the catalyst to turn him around, but dude clearly has some baggage so it's only a matter of time till shit and fan meet imho. Hopefully him and those around him will be ready to deal and keep him focussed. Maybe being at a less high profile club and away from idiots/mentors like Rio Ferdinand, and his expensive watches, will do the lad some good.





He's undoubtedly talented doe, when still at United he was thought of as the best trainee since little Pauly Scholes. But when you start getting done for stuff like intimidating witnesses, people start to look at you in a different light.

 

[Duderonomy]

England make it to Brasil!


We played a bit of decent football tonight. And the U21s beat Lithuania 5-0. That boy Morrison scored another beaut:

 

[DOR]

When can I start singing Vindaloo?

 

[ppadilha]

you guys are more than welcome to come down to Porto Alegre and get so drunk you wake up in a tub full of ice water with a huge gash in your back while I pay off my student loans with your innards enjoy some ice cold beers while Rooney & Co go down in the quarter finals.

 

[vintageinfants]

might see you there you rascal you

 

[Pattrick]

ppadilha said:you guys are more than welcome to come down to Porto Alegre and get so drunk you wake up in a tub full of ice water with a huge gash in your back while I pay off my student loans with your innards enjoy some ice cold beers while Rooney & Co go down to Germany on penalties in the quarter finals.

fixed

 

[Duderonomy]

I'd just been telling my friends (ie yelling at the TV) that Hodgson's decision to take off Sturridge for Milner and leave Rooney up front on his own was stupid and that Gerrard should've been subbed instead, and then he goes and does that!


DOR said:When can I start singing Vindaloo?

Walcott should be worried.

 

[skel]

Question from 12yo son, via text:


Dad, is it true we're going to win the World Cup?


A: yes son, it's true

 

[Jimster]

skel said:Question from 12yo son, via text:


Dad, is it true we won the World Cup?


A: yes son, it's true




FIXED.

 

[Jimster]

So excited about our prospects I could, simultaneously, crush a grape, rip a tissue, jump off a doll's house and wrestle an Action Man. God willing, I will be there (at home, natch) to view England's conclusion to the whole Brazilian Love-Affair, in the correct fashion.





Deffo involved:





Beer.


Swearing.


Beer.


Red cards.


Swearing.


Swearing.


Pennos.


Beer.


Swearing.


Food/Television interface.


Accusations of immaturity.


"It's only a game."


Silence.


Shower.


Sobriety.


Bed.





Deffo not involved:





Handing over of trophy.

 

[skel]

Woy the wacist!





Who is the supposed dude to be upset on a 'feed the monkey' tip?





I'll guess at Baines, he looks like he's a bit chippy.

 

[DocMcCoy]

skel said:Woy the wacist!





Who is the supposed dude to be upset on a 'feed the monkey' tip?





I'll guess at Baines, he looks like he's a bit chippy.




I reckon that anyone after the source of the leak can quite comfortably rule out the following people;





i) Anyone who isn't related to Harry Redknapp.


ii) Anyone whose first name isn't Frank.


iii) Anyone whose second name isn't Lampard.

 

[Jimster]

The astronaut?

 

[Okem]

We're getting as bad as the Americans at faining butthurt over any perceived racism. I know the press are always hell bent of sabotaging the national football team in any way possible but this shit is rediculous.





Although it may have been worth it just to see this header in the paper ???The anti-racism group Kick It Out has called on the Football Association to investigate a joke about a monkey in space". Fucking Brass Eye level idiocy that is.

 

[Jimster]

I am, as we speak, penning an indignant email to Jacobs...

 

[badder_than_evil]

Andros Townsend is England's new Darius Vassell..

 

[Duderonomy]

And Welbeck is the new Heskey.

 

[badder_than_evil]

Victory is ours!!