TAKE THAT SHIT TO THE-BRITS.COM

[Jimster]

If verteran headz recall, in 2012 City were eight points behind with six games left - but it took

just four matches to catch up. For Jo Mo, top four is perfectly doable. Lawd knows City are masters at snatching defeat from the jaws of victory.

Chelsea's form is puzzling but they are "Only" fourteen points off the top with 27 matches left. The squad is the same one that cantered to the title last year. Yet the individuals seem shadows of dey former selves. Must have been one hell of a piss-up.

Or multiple individuals have fell out with Jo Mo "In a big, big way." - as Dude alludes to. I think, if it comes down to a "Them or him", it won't be him.

Transfer-window shutters primed to outpace a rat up a drainpipe.

 

[Okem]

Thing is with Mou it's seems only a matter of time before he has a pretty irrevocable fallout with someone at the club, and a lot of his former clubs take some time to recover from the discord he's caused, so they may be wise to cut their losses now. Any of their first team will find plenty of takers if they want out, but putting disruptive players up for sale is risky and likely to damage their value.

The schadenfreude is indeed delicious.

 

[Duderonomy]

Okem said:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GPM-SPKDirM




THIS... is magnificent.

 

[DocMcCoy]

Hello, gents.



Chelsea, then. Clearly

the players think a good deal more of Eva Carneiro than Jose

realised. Can't say I blame them, to be fair. Club docs and physios

are focused solely on the well-being of the players, and I'm sure it

doesn't hurt when the person lavishing that special attention on you

looks like this.

Word is the player's revolt is being led by Fabregas, and it's not just about how Jose treats the help, although that's got a lot to do with it, of course. They're also tired of his tactics, and of having to play negatively against teams they could comfortably batter. Imagine being in a squad like that and being ordered to play alehouse football week-in week-out just so Jose's "Greatest Manager In The World" rep remains secure. He's been beyond ridiculous this season already. A long, slow demise choking to death on his own hype seems appropriate enough to me.If we win or draw against Rubin Hurricane Carter tomorrow night, Klopp will beat Bob Paisley's record and become the first incoming LFC manager to go more than six games without loss. Making history already.

 

[Duderonomy]

DocMcCoy said:

Hello, gents.



Chelsea, then. Clearly

the players think a good deal more of Eva Carneiro than Jose

realised. Can't say I blame them, to be fair. Club docs and physios

are focused solely on the well-being of the players, and I'm sure it

doesn't hurt when the person lavishing that special attention on you

looks like this.

Put me down for a recurring groin-strain.

 

[skel]

Duderonomy said:



DocMcCoy said:

Hello, gents.



Chelsea, then. Clearly

the players think a good deal more of Eva Carneiro than Jose

realised. Can't say I blame them, to be fair. Club docs and physios

are focused solely on the well-being of the players, and I'm sure it

doesn't hurt when the person lavishing that special attention on you

looks like this.

Put me down for a recurring groin-strain.



With a happy ending

 

[Okem]

Is that really her?? She sure scrubs up well if it is.

Chelsea fans are pretty sick of the Eva jokes by now. But it sure is strange how they haven't performed since she left. And the player she ran on the pitch to attend, which led to firing, has been the worst of the lot.

In other news. Arsenal are back to usual European form. Now we need to lose every other game to not end up in the Europa shit fest. ):

 

[DOR]

DocMcCoy said:

Hello, gents.


If we win or draw against Rubin Hurricane Carter tomorrow night, Klopp will beat Bob Paisley's record and become the first incoming LFC manager to go more than six games without loss. Making history already.




My fav quote as of late.

 

[Jimster]

Okem said:

Arsenal




To be fair, Bayern are not a bad side. Barca with Bayern are good distance apart from everyone else. I know City did 'em last year but the game was of no consequence to Bayern at that point in the competition. They could both be undone by Spartan-style bus-parking, if you have the back four for that palaver.

Or a manager that will entertain bore-draws.

 

[pcmr]

i always liked carneiro in the past years in the medical and eye candy dept
mou messed up that one and it was his opening salvo of fail
hazard is maybe aiming for a real transfer in december as mou needs to "shake things up" to "save the season"
this is karma for what he did to casillas

this benzema business is mindblowing with djibril cisee involved as well
from the anelka revolt to nasri to inter team sextape peddling Frace has officially surpassed England as tabloid kings

 

[ppadilha]

France has always been underestimated in the scandal department. You guys remember when Domenech refused to take Giuly to the World Cup and the rumors were that the tiny winger had hit on Domenech's wife at the training camp?

 

[Duderonomy]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lfEdGPFsO6w&feature=youtu.be

 

[Jimster]

DocMcCoy said:


Club docs and physios

are focused solely on the well-being of the players



Me old mucker Sylvan Richardson is, IIRC, the LFC masseur.
Before that he was looking after Sir Chris Hoy and dem.
Before that he was playing fusion on six-string bass and drums for a while.
Before that he was in Simply Red. I think he gets royalties off of "Holding Back The Years".
He's a f*cking amazing musician and gave me a thumbs up once while I was playing.
This is why I can sleep at night.

 

[Duderonomy]

Goal of the season: https://streamable.com/zrje

 

[pcmr]

ok panic mode time

 

[DOR]

pcmr said:

ok panic mode time



No No. This is great...

 

[Duderonomy]

Holy shit, Cech must be sooooo fucking pleased he left Chelsea when he did! I'd like to say Mourinho is this season's Moyes, but he isn't as comical to look at. Just a bit sad.

 

[DOR]

 

[Duderonomy]

ppadilha said:

France has always been underestimated in the scandal department. You guys remember when Domenech refused to take Giuly to the World Cup and the rumors were that the tiny winger had hit on Domenech's wife at the training camp?




Domeneche was a clown and a fraud. That generation of French players should've won more.

 

[ppadilha]

what do you guys make of Mathieu Flamini, mediocre midfielder, biochemics magnate?
http://www.independent.co.uk/sport/football/premier-league/mathieu-flamini-arsenal-midfielder-reveals-he-is-set-to-revolutionise-20bn-energy-industry-a6735316.html