TAKE THAT SHIT TO THE-BRITS.COM

[Jimster]

Flomotion said:



Jimster said:

This made me laugh:

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/crime/12139080/Businessman-forced-to-give-650k-house-to-Lithuanian-girlfriend-he-met-while-she-was-working-as-cleaner.html

"Miss Cerniauskaite - who is now a businesswoman and model ..."

For what? Hatchets?






haha she may not be your typical supermodel but her Vorderman-like maths superpowers give her the edge over Kate Moss any day.

"I have already completed 4 professional photo shoots. The first one was studio based for an agency. 2nd shoot was for an fashion editorial on a country estate and the 3rd shoot was for portfolio development."



"portfolio development"... I wonder what her masterful property portfolio secret could be?

https://youtu.be/6vwNcNOTVzY

 

[skel]

Fuck.
Time to contemplate the unthinkable re Leicester.

That said, City gets what they deserve vis their treatment of a dignified man.

 

[trzakhstan]

am i supposed to judge the lithuanian chick based on one blurry and cropped photo? its 2016 and thats the best the tabloids can do with a junk story like that?

 

[Jimster]

trzakhstan said:

am i supposed to judge the lithuanian chick based on one blurry and cropped photo? its 2016 and thats the best the tabloids can do with a junk story like that?




I personally have seen enough. Already felt like I were turning to stone.

asue:

 

[ppadilha]

skel said:

Fuck.
Time to contemplate the unthinkable re Leicester.

That said, City gets what they deserve vis their treatment of a dignified man.






that Mahrez goal was pretty tasty, and Citeh were thoroughly owned by Leicester in the 2nd half.

apparently Leicester's last game is at Chelsea. Imagine the invigorating boner Ranieri will be sporting if his team gets to lift the trophy at Stamford Bridge.

 

[trzakhstan]

i dunno but for a forty seven year old lithuanian chick who would get with an old guy and get his house thats about what it is.

 

[Jimster]

ppadilha said:



skel said:

Fuck.
Time to contemplate the unthinkable re Leicester.

That said, City gets what they deserve vis their treatment of a dignified man.






that Mahrez goal was pretty tasty, and Citeh were thoroughly owned by Leicester in the 2nd half.

apparently Leicester's last game is at Chelsea. Imagine the invigorating boner Ranieri will be sporting if his team gets to lift the trophy at Stamford Bridge.




Citeh pwnded at home. That is not the form of a champion.

Forza Leicester

 

[foe]

trzakhstan said:

i dunno but for a forty seven year old lithuanian chick who would get with an old guy and get his house thats about what it is.




https://www.google.es/search?q=greta+cerniauskaite&espv=2&biw=1455&bih=726&tbm=isch&tbo=u&source=univ&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwisvLv1iujKAhXG1BoKHRplBWcQsAQILQ

that initial picture of her is a lie. she would definitely fool me.

 

[Duderonomy]

Duderonomy said:

How the fuck are you "Teh Creator"?






Now you've been demoted to Super OG, and so have I. "Classic". Not even "Classique".

 

[ketan]

brits, i come to you once again with a question.

pls to school me on status quo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ulIqWIqzAaY

what should i pick up to start off with?

 

[ketan]

eeeeextreme latte pass on this one for me

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y8THWF09D9w

if anyone has extra copies of their stuff 4 sale, pls pm me!

 

[skel]

Difficult one.
Shades of Spinal Tap with the early conversion from pop-psych candy to 12-bar Blues n denim head down no nonsense mindless boogie. Something of a joke band all through the late 70s to date: the sort of metallish Rock that your mother-in-law would hum to whilst cooking Sunday lunch.
No doubt a few catchy tunes, they were a rock fest staple in my teens, and I will give credit for surviving the coke n booze years, and being generally down to earth normal blokes who didn't take themselves too seriously.
Being honest, it would be mildly shocking if any Brit strutterrs rode for the Quo.

 

[ketan]

I was a bit on the fence with the 1970 live thing, which made me want to poast here. but i ride for that matchstick men thing!

 

[DocMcCoy]

When I was a teenager, I had quite a bit of time for them. A few of the guys I went to school with were hardcore fans, so I know their stuff up until about '77 pretty well. The first two albums are the more psych-flavoured ones, but that was mainly in that kind of opportunistic, follow-the-prevailing-trends way that was common at the time. I doubt there were Roky Erickson/Syd Barrett levels of turning on taking place, y'know?

From the third album onwards, they followed a pattern of solid if unspectacular blue-collar hard rock, kind of a British equivalent of bands like Foghat or Grand Funk. By about 1976 they'd become fixated on "breaking America", as many British bands were back then. The hard edges began to come off their sound, and the covers of Hank Williams and John Fogerty anticipated the shift towards the country-pop-MOR sound that brought them their biggest commercial success during the nosebag years of the 80s. Personally, I think their early/mid-70s albums are better than they're usually given credit for, but it all depends on your tolerance for that kind of thing.

 

[Junior]

Duderonomy said:



Duderonomy said:

How the fuck are you "Teh Creator"?






Now you've been demoted to Super OG, and so have I. "Classic". Not even "Classique".



Yes, I must confess, this was me playing silly buggers with the features in Profile. I actually broke it and got blocked from accessing the site so I guess there's a lesson in there somewhere.

Re: The Quo.

One of the worst things to ever happen to British music. My ears will never be able to undo the shitfest of "Whatever You Want" and "Rocking All Over The World" being blared out at discos, not to mention the fingers in belt loops spasm dancing that accompanied it.

Having said that. I have a very fond memory of me and my friend recording ourselves singing along to the epic "In the Army Now" on his dad's reel to reel and for that, and that alone, I offer them the olive branch of a truce.

 

[ketan]

thanks for all the insight. sounds like they are a scar on the collective psyche of the nation!

i got curious because i came across this infographic in a david mccandless book i have lying around and they were the only band i hadn't heard of.

http://imgur.com/yvYMbSe
(can't seem to get the image to embed, but you can czech it here ^^)

strutnip?

 

[Flomotion]

I've been to Quo gigs fairly recently which were really, really fun. It was all Dads and their lads fuelled up on lager, bonding and nostalgia - the atmosphere was great and you'd be hard pushed to find a nicer crowd than Quo fans. The band are self-deprecating, down to earth blokes with bad hair and terrible jeans and that's really the appeal: it's unpretentious, inclusive and it never changes. Musically...? Just awful. Although I do like Matchstick Men...

 

[Jimster]

Junior said:



Duderonomy said:



Duderonomy said:

How the fuck are you "Teh Creator"?






Now you've been demoted to Super OG, and so have I. "Classic". Not even "Classique".



fingers in belt loops spasm dancing that accompanied it.

It's thumbs, actually.

Er...

...So I heard.

Er...

DIDN'T DUDER GO OUT WITH ONE OF THEIR DAUGHTERS OR SOME SUCH?

 

[skel]

Perhaps, but I lived 8 doors down from Alan Lancaster's family in the 70s and his sister Lynn was super cute.

 

[Duderonomy]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PGoQPoyLW3A