The absolute WORST song of the 80's

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(Also strong candidate for worst video)





Honorable mentions:


Kokomo; Walk of Life
 
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(Also strong candidate for worst video)Gawdfuckingdamnit I'd forgotten that turd. Those bastards.



 
agree, these are also the worst:


kokomo --> maybe the worst because of how good the beach boys can be.


lady in red


fish heads (so bloody embarrassing)





hooooold on:


we built this city --> again, to an eight year old in small town canada, that was kinda awesome... another guilty pleasure.
 
I was going to say 'We Built This City', but now I'll say Steve Miller 'Abracadabra'.





Favorite line:





I feel the magic in your caress; I feel the magic when I touch your dress.
 
parallax said:


He got the action, he got the motion


Yeah the boy can play


Dedication devotion


Turning all the night time into the day




:beerbang:
 
DB_Cooper said:parallax said:


He got the action, he got the motion


Yeah the boy can play


Dedication devotion


Turning all the night time into the day




:beerbang:I'm pretty sure I could recite the lyrics to this verbatim. It was such a staple of childhood car journeys. Never really bothered me that much.





Our school bus driver used to play Bat Out Of Hell everyday. The entire album. Which is exactly what you want to be listening to at 7:30 in the morning. I probably know all the lyrics to those great songs as well. Couldn't stand that shit tho.





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I was recently alerted to this gem:





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cai said:I was recently alerted to this gem:





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Dude. DUDE. [strong]MOTORIN...WHAT'S YOUR PRICE FOR FLIGHT?[/strong]





I sing that shit around the house all the time.
 
Dude. DUDE. [strong]MOTORIN...WHAT'S YOUR PRICE FOR FLIGHT?[/strong]





I sing that shit around the house all the time.




ha..! complete with double fist clench I hope
 
cai said:I was recently alerted to this gem:





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Wrong thread, dude.


You're looking for Best Songs Of The 80s.
 
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Not sure if this is the worst or the best. It makes me laugh everytime cause of Arrested Development.


Venus rhymes with seen us...





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Another contender.





Kim Mitchell is really hard to beat though, he's the king of shit mountain to me. His songs are on Canadian rock stations still. Go for a soda and Patio lanterns... Errrr they make me mad, how can people like that shit..
 
KISS has zero good songs, and I'm sure they released stuff in the 80s. Pick one, that's the worst.





What's with Canada?





I've never heard a Meat Loaf song other than the one where he won't do that. I do not understand why I know who he is.





Tom Petty is shitty too. Another dude I don't understand. When was Free Fallin'? Camel toe spandex mini ramp chick couldn't even save that.





HATERTHREADZ RULE



 
dukeofdelridge said:KISS has zero good songs




You need to be in the mindset. A few beers and vintage Playboy mags should get you there.





Then the mult-eye-faceted nuances of "2000 Man" and "Lick It Up" will reveal themselves.





I DRAW THE LINE AT FACE-PAINTING, DOE.





I MEAN, WHISKERS? 'T.F.
 
dukeofdelridge said:KISS has zero good songs










First two records are excellent do you even party?
 
None of the songs mentioned have the soul consuming bland vapidity of Elton Johns Nikita.


Juggernaut of soulless insincerity. Megatons of tepidness.


I couldnt even listen to less than a second of this while posting. Playing this song makes a bird fall dead from the sky somewhere.





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Ok. Its almost neck and neck with the final countdown musically. But that is slightly better because - it's so bad its funny. the hair cuts. the space exploration theme. Nikita wins with its dead eyed bleakness.
 
Nikita.





Goddamn.


I make you right.





But no hate for the Judas Priest duo of shite that is "United" and "Breaking The Law"?









 
staxwax said:


But that is slightly better because - it's so bad its funny. the hair cuts. the space exploration theme. Nikita wins with its dead eyed bleakness.




Great video! Those oversize boots caught me off guard.