Worst Movies of 2005

[Junior]

Star Wars Episode III was one of the most enjoyable shit movies I've seen in a while. Everytime they started to talk I was cracking up. I think the dross of the first two prequels had helped reduce the pain.

Also, Fantastic Four was so bad it was almost unwatchable, I haven't prayed for the death of the heroic lead so badly since Daredevil.

 

[canonical]

Also, Fantastic Four was so bad it was almost unwatchable, I haven't prayed for the death of the heroic lead so badly since Daredevil.

I agree that it wasn't the greatest movie, but I found Doom to be very dope and the interaction between Grimm and Human Torch to be hillarious (in a cheesy way that fans of F4 can enjoy).

 

[leolyxxx]

Star Wars III was quite good i would say, faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaar better than the 2 before this one (but then again how hard can that be?)

my choice:

Brothers Grimm, i had looked forward to this movie for ages and then it came and was CRAP, stressed plot, bad effects and too much humour.. grrr....

/Leo

 

[canonical]

Brothers Grimm, i had looked forward to this movie for ages and then it came and was CRAP, stressed plot, bad effects and too much humour.. grrr....

Yeah, that was terrible (forgot about it). I say that and I am a very big fan of Gilliam. HUGE dissapointment. I'm angry now just thinking about it!

I was so mad after watching it I tried to find as many interviews of Terry Gilliam as possible, just to find an explanation as to why he would make this trite.

 

[leolyxxx]

Brothers Grimm, i had looked forward to this movie for ages and then it came and was CRAP, stressed plot, bad effects and too much humour.. grrr....

Yeah, that was terrible (forgot about it). I say that and I am a very big fan of Gilliam. HUGE dissapointment. I'm angry now just thinking about it!

I was so mad after watching it I tried to find as many interviews of Terry Gilliam as possible, just to find an explanation as to why he would make this trite.

Yeah i know, what's up with that?? How can the man make Brazil and Time Bandits and then this? Something is seriously wrong..

/Leo

 

[gibla74]

"Lords of Dogtown"


When I watched this with some friends we couldn't believe how awful it was but I'm ashamed to say by the end I found myself enjoying it.

 

[canonical]

Brothers Grimm, i had looked forward to this movie for ages and then it came and was CRAP, stressed plot, bad effects and too much humour.. grrr....

Yeah, that was terrible (forgot about it). I say that and I am a very big fan of Gilliam. HUGE dissapointment. I'm angry now just thinking about it!

I was so mad after watching it I tried to find as many interviews of Terry Gilliam as possible, just to find an explanation as to why he would make this trite.

Yeah i know, what's up with that?? How can the man make Brazil and Time Bandits and then this? Something is seriously wrong..

/Leo Don't forget about the Baron Munchausen!

I think it was a combination of his directing style and the script. Having weird angled zoom shots with badly timed puns is

In the interviews he seemed to imply it was a money picture and that he had a lot of problems with the producers. I think at one point during the filming he took a long break to film another movie (or it was the other way around).

 

[Risingson]

no contest

Alone In The Dark

 

[d_word]

I walked into "Happy Endings" in the theatre not knowing anything about it and damn .... that movie was terrible. Predictable and uninteresting characters. Bad acting. Awful plot. I got 30 minutes deep and walked out - first time I walked out since I was a kid.

 

[ZomB]

Episode 3 was the shit. It was 80% good & 20% pap. Think about it really. This is the order of greatness - empire, a new hope, revenge of the sith, return, attack of the clones & then phatom menace. Revenge of the sith is a better movie than return....no doubt.

 

[generique]

Star Wars 3 was great. Enjoyed it alot.





The most unrewarding hours I ever spend in a cinema was watching Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy It felt like sitting in a train compartment with someone who has absolutely nothing to say but who can't shut up and talks real loud. I wasn't able to laugh or even smile for days. My laughing muscles somehow got numbed for a period. Terrible, terrible movie.

 

[planless]

episodes I - III are the cheesiest shit ever, pure time wastin

 

[Bsides]

WRONG. Star wars 3 was bangin. I think this just shows how disconected odub is from the geeks.

 

[generique]

What about this one?

Now that's a true terd.

 

[DOR]

I think this just shows how disconected odub is from the geeks.

HA

 

[generique]

Ha ha, there was another disaster of a movie I saw. What was it called again? That Paul Schrader Exorsist movie. Oh boy... As if he had to reinvent cinema all over again.

 

[pkny]

The Dukes of Hazzard

Hands down the worst movie I saw last year. My girlfriend put it best: "They should've taken 3 episodes of the TV show, removed the commercials, and put that out instead."

I'd take Coy and Vance over Knoxville and Stiffler any day.

 

[DeeCizzy]

Hands down the worst movie of 2005 and possibly ever was Gus Van Sant's "Last Days". I wasted 4 dollars and an hour and a half of my life last night that I want back god damnit.

I agree. Worst shit i've ever seen.

 

[Birdman9]

The Dukes of Hazzard

Hands down the worst movie I saw last year. My girlfriend put it best: "They should've taken 3 episodes of the TV show, removed the commercials, and put that out instead."

I'd take Coy and Vance over Knoxville and Stiffler any day.

Saw this at the Drive-In this summer. Or should I say I slept through it at the drive-in. Thank God 'Sky High' was on first, that was actually enjoyable kid fluff. 'Dukes' was ill-conceived on almost every possible level. It's like they TRIED to make it as unpleasant as possible. Burt Renyolds as Boss Hogg? I don't think you could miscast something any worse. Horrible. Makes the Coy and Vance episodes look like Shakespeare.

 

[m_dejean]

Star Wars III was quite good i would say, faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaar better than the 2 before this one (but then again how hard can that be?)

That's the way I feel too. After #1 and #2, my hopes were way down, and I was pleasantly surprised by the conclusion. That scene where Palpatine shows his true colors and kills Sam L/Windu was great. Truly scary performance by Ian McDiarmid. It's not an exceptional movie but I wasn't as mad at it as I thought I would be. All in all, when it comes to the prequels, Lucas should have stuck with sketching out the storyline and executive producing, leaving the script and direction to people who are actually good at this.





I haven't seen Fantastic Four, which is strange for a Marvel buff like myself, but after that Hulk stinker, I got a bit jaded.