You, baboons, and a giant dildo

[Duderonomy]

Paging Vintageinfants.

How many baboons could you take in a fight armed only with a giant dildo?

Me: 30

 

[Ricky Forcefield]

36

 

[HarveyCanal]

We can run down there and fuck one of them. Or we could walk down there and fuck them all.

 

[DB_Cooper]

56





I got hung up a bit on whether I could kick the head off a fast-moving baboon. I chose "yes".

 

[Duderonomy]

DB_Cooper said:56





I got hung up a bit on whether I could kick the head off a fast-moving baboon. I chose "yes".




Me too :lol:

 

[DJ_Enki]

HarveyCanal said:We can run down there and fuck one of them. Or we could walk down there and fuck them all.

 

[Flomotion]

Damn. Thought this thread was about NZ Shadow's next book.

 

[vintageinfants]

warning: haven't had a smoke in 18 mos.





these baboons finna get it worse than the toddlers.

 

[vintageinfants]

52.





i lost marks in the biting and kicking departments.





b/w. don't sleep on DJbombjack. unless he's 5'2" in that picture with his daughter, homey looks big and ginger enough to do some damage

 

[DB_Cooper]

vintageinfants said:52.





i lost marks in the biting and kicking departments.





b/w. don't sleep on DJbombjack. unless he's 5'2" in that picture with his daughter, homey looks big and ginger enough to do some damage




The whole competition is skewed a bit against Canadiens by that baseball-bat-swinging-experience question. They should have included other Canada-friendly options like lumberjack axes, or...hockey sticks, maybe? That's like the baseball bat of hockey, right?

 

[DB_Cooper]

Never mind the poor Brits. The closest they come to a baseball bat is an extra-large banger on Guy Fawkes Day.

 

[cove]

THAT'S a paddlin'

 

[parallax]

65





seems low...