Your Personal Hell, What Would It Be? (Record/TV Related)



ketan said:



stratasphere said:

La Vida Loca





oh dear, I had forgotten about living la vida loca. :(





Can be mitigated by making up your own lyrics.

Or a bullet... to your brain.
 
Thanks, I'll keep a loaded gun in my back pocket from now on jic.
 
What song is on Hell's radio on a loop?
only censored (clean) hiphop tracks on repeat What TV show is on, on a loop?
Teletubbies - I have been trying to keep my daughter away from that shit show - but if she sees it while cruzing through channels its on like Donkey Kong and a tantrim will happen if it isnt put on, she doesnt even like the show for crying out loud
 


billbradley said:

Abba - Dancing Queen. I really don't like Abba.



Then there's Fernando. "I would like to stab you in the eye, Fernando."
 


bassie2 said:



Duderonomy said:

I also want to add Cumbia.
Music about rancheros getting jealous over who's screwing their favourite donkey, and the things they had to do to win back its affection.


fuck this place




See, I can cosine the Cumbia diss, sounds terrible. I also get the Bassie message, very similar to the Brexit response from the Bremain mob.
unless it was tongue in cheek.
i ask, does Duder see the irony/parallel?

Let me add music: Sexual Healing. Awful chud.

TV: all TV. Full stop.
 


skel said:



Let me add music: Sexual Healing. Awful chud.
TV: all TV. Full stop.



That's a bold response!
 
Sexual Healing is cringeworthy.

But there is a remix by L.A. keyboard whiz Daniel Crawford AKA Flip Wilson that kind of adds a little well-needed sobriety to the tune.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SzRRIR8Erks

I struggle to find the time to watch TV now. When I am done with the evening's domestics, I'd rather hone the bass chops or try and keep in shape. :shakes fist at sky: YOUTH IS WASTED ON THE YOUNG etc. !!!
 


skel said:



bassie2 said:



Duderonomy said:

I also want to add Cumbia.
Music about rancheros getting jealous over who's screwing their favourite donkey, and the things they had to do to win back its affection.


fuck this place




See, I can cosine the Cumbia diss, sounds terrible. I also get the Bassie message, very similar to the Brexit response from the Bremain mob.
unless it was tongue in cheek.





All Cumbia songs are donkey ballads. The majority are coded, but they're definitely, 100% about donkey love.
 
I never knew Donkeys were such a touchy subject. Nor have I ever ventured into the lane marked "Cumbia". Nor will I ever, it appears.

Every day a schoolday on T3H STRUT.

I LOVE THIS PLACE.
 
There used to be a user called RapeDonkeys IIRC who got 'nuff stick on the grounds that he was advocating. Maybe it was actually an adjective - like Ninja Donkeys - and these hombres were out for revenge for lack of carrot.

After learning that they're used as snake-killing, coyote-chasing guards on farms, I would put nothing past 'em.
 
I believe Duder's hatred of cumbia is just him projecting because he left Ingerland after being jilted by his own donkey
 


ppadilha said:

I believe Duder's hatred of cumbia is just him projecting because he left Ingerland after being jilted by his own donkey


True say, fam. Maybe it was the fact that most places in Spain have traditional donkey-torturing festivals that appealed to his new-found hatred of all Mule-Ways.

OR...

Like the grass always being greener, he heard the Burros were mad fly South of the border.

And so it came to pass :ohmy:



 
Bono doing solo covers of all the songs mentioned in his thread.

on tv would be later lars von trier movies only interrupted by a custom made immortal technique dance with the devil animated video.

there is good cumbia, i've heard it.
 
violent femmes / any lawyer hospital forensic drama or cooking battles where cokehead dummies call each other "chef"
 
Continuum of Costello,Cohen,Nickleback,ELO,OMD,Rush(except the first lp)

Wall-to-wall US situation niggah-jew:Good Times,Sanford,Jeffersons...ad nauseum piggey-back on smartass Married With Children continual childermass one-liners.