yo day, the best part of that video is the end when big girl starts playing the saxophone.LOL
yoghurt...theres some good advice in this thread. almond pretty much spoke my mind. you should focus on strengthening yourself...physically and spiritually. counseling might help and religion maybe useful, but there may be an even easier way.
at your crib, do 200 pushups and 200 situps a day (maybe chinups/pullups too...about 75 a day). try to do as much as you can in one sitting, for 3 sets. but over the course of the day...get your 200 pushups in etc. even if youre doing 7 at a time. soon enough (a month or two?) you will be buzzing off endorphines and adrenalin, getting stronger, and taking control of shit. maybe then consider joining a gym and getting a trainer (costs money though). that could add a social/public element to things.
simultaneously, get out in the community and start helping out. whether its at a soup kitchen, an orphanage, a refugee camp, helping at a school for the blind, afterschool tutoring,or teaching english as a second language(you obviously got a decent anglo flow). go volunteer!!! what the F*ck else are you doing with your time besides stewing away in your uselesness?? go be useful...PEOPLE NEED YOUR HELP RIGHT NOW. remind yourself that there are many people worse off than you and that you can help.priests and nuns get no ass and devout their lives to higher pursuits. they survive. so will you. except you dont have to take a vow of abstinence.get your mind off getting booty and i'll bet you it comes to you sooner than later.
other thoughts:
people like jokes...find some on the internet and go share them with people. have some clean ones and then some mildly dirty ones you can build up to. maybe a couple nice raw ones in the case that people are feeling your first offerings.
try not to be intimidates by girls. even gorgeous ones. they poop too.
learn how to cook some things.if you do meet a girl, you may want to invite her over for a simple lunch that you cook. or to sit in the park and eat some food you made. it can be a lot more personal, charming and cheaper than going out to eat.
theres women out there as lonely as you are.
read up about sex, technique and exercises you can do. you dont want your first time to be too horrible (generally, first few times are a little disjointed).
get a dog. a cute golden retriever puppy or some shit. it will give you someone to practice being affectionate wiht (NOT THAT KIND OF AFFECTION!) and when you play with him in the park, girls will come talk to you.
finally, i have a strong feeling this is a strutter alias. yuichi or paycheck...cant quite put my finger on who.
