I'd look into a Lyn Christopher 45....I don't think the LP would like it much.Mr. Big Stacks sir:
Lately I've felt the need to convince my missus that a threesome would be the thing to do to heighten our marital experience. In the past my wife has always rejected these suggestions with serious repugnace and sometimes profanity laced tirades. To my surprise, last week she finally agreed! ("Just to shut your ass up", she spat). Her one condition was that she pick the third participant. I said fine, as long as she's hottttt (elbows included) and definitely female. Wifey said cool. Yesterday she finally revealed her choice for this menage- it would be me, her and the Lyn Christopher record. I was stunned but also extremely stoked.
Now, my question isn't whether I should go through with this or not- it's going to happen. My question is exactly how do I have sex with the Lyn Christopher record? It doesn't seem possible, but I want to try. I know a man of your education, experience and infinite wisdom will have all the answers I need. Thanks in advance.
Peace,
Phill from Philladelphia
I'd look into a Lyn Christopher 45....I don't think the LP would like it much.Mr. Big Stacks sir:
Lately I've felt the need to convince my missus that a threesome would be the thing to do to heighten our marital experience. In the past my wife has always rejected these suggestions with serious repugnace and sometimes profanity laced tirades. To my surprise, last week she finally agreed! ("Just to shut your ass up", she spat). Her one condition was that she pick the third participant. I said fine, as long as she's hottttt (elbows included) and definitely female. Wifey said cool. Yesterday she finally revealed her choice for this menage- it would be me, her and the Lyn Christopher record. I was stunned but also extremely stoked.
Now, my question isn't whether I should go through with this or not- it's going to happen. My question is exactly how do I have sex with the Lyn Christopher record? It doesn't seem possible, but I want to try. I know a man of your education, experience and infinite wisdom will have all the answers I need. Thanks in advance.
Peace,
Phill from Philladelphia
Yeah man that wasn't part of the bargain unfortunately. I wasn't going to ask the god what his preferred beard remedy was! lol.Is it too late for Large Pro questions too?