matt groenig compiled these stellar sayings. i need to work these into my regular conversations. any other brilliant and sage musings?The corn is never declared innocent in the court of chickens.- Ewe proverbNow is yesterday's tomorrow.- California proverbGood luck is an eel in a pond of fools.- Russian proverbLove is a dark pit.- Hungarian proverbWealth is like hair in the nose; if much is pulled out, it is painful,if little, it is painful.- Kongo proverbWhen you have pigs in your haversack, everybody seeks your friendship.- Albanian proverbGod often gives nuts to toothless people.- Montenegrin proverbA dragon stranded in shallow water furnishes amusement for the shrimps.- Chinese proverbIf you see ants on the staircase, know there is semolina upstairs.- Moorish proverbTruth is greater than ten goats.- Zogo proverbIf you want to know your friends, lie down in the gutter,pretend to be drunk, and shout strange proverbs.- Columbian proverbAt home, even wood tastes good.- Norwegian proverbDrink beer, think beer.- Rongan proverbBrotherly love for brotherly love, but cheese for money.- Albanian proverbHumans are not pigs; they'll eat anything.- Swedish proverbThe best of the 36 plans is to run away.- Korean proverbEvery day is not Friday; there is also Tuesday.- Persian proverbIn the forest, a skillet sounds like music.- Russian proverbYoung pigs grunt as old pigs grunted before them.- Polish proverbWhen your dog says he will catch an elephant for your dinner,he is deceiving you.- Ibo proverbDo not tell proverbs in the winter;if you do, the toads will visit you.- Cree proverb
