I Would Kick Her/Him Out of Bed for Liking ______

doisn said:i??d enough and put on Hotsauce in teh dickhole by d-styles & q-bert .




I was gonna say smashing to the Benny Hill theme would be the worst, but that might take the cake.








This thread delivers.
 
skel said: I am taking iPhone snaps at their behest.










Hello?





Do I need to draw you guys a map?
 
Remember the Counting Crows back piece? Welcome to The Morning After Nightmare: 2012


One can only hope dude is gay or enjoys a good pegging so the date can avoid an 8am spooning scare.





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As my spring chicken days are well over, I would have a very hard time taking a man my age who is an Aubs fan seriously. It may not be fair or reasonable, but it is.
 
J i m s t e r said:I bet he's not even got MS.





The cnut.




Hahaaha, I started reading this thread and was just going to say that "Zoe" had a lucky escape - music snobbery putting you off? :thebreaks:





Then I read Skel's poast I'm getting Fight Club vibes.
 
I keep reading this thread's title as ' I Would Kick Herm Out Of Bed For Liking___





So there's that.
 
leon said:I keep reading this thread's title as ' I Would Kick Herm Out Of Bed For Liking___





So there's that.




I keep reading the 'show me your guitars' thread as 'show me your genitals'.... and my girlfriend keeps walking in on me trying to get the right angle.
 
batmon said:leon said: I Would Kick Herm Out Of Bed For Liking__________.




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Ha! Great memory, sir! I (still) love that album.





b/w





Do you wear your dragon NB's whilst humping??
 
Herm said:batmon said:leon said: I Would Kick Herm Out Of Bed For Liking__________.




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Ha! Great memory, sir! I (still) love that album.





b/w





Do you wear your dragon NB's whilst humping??




Only paired w/ the XS Harvey Dent t-shirt
 
I like those Tabasco label / 'Soul Sauce' bites. Other than that, I have nothing to contribute to this thread...oh, yeah - fuck Bauhaus.
 
Duderonomy said:I just realised that Pearl Jam - Jeremy would have me pulling the plug.


:-P




Dad-deee didn't give attention!





Ding, ding...we've got another winner here.





Just this weekend, I was out on a 2nd date with this very attractive, but ultimately very annoying woman. There are actually a dozen different reasons why I will not be going out with her again. But her telling me how she wishes she could go see Eddie Veddor at Bass Concert Hall this week and how she grew up in love with him was definitely one of them.
 
Two years ago, I was out on a first date with this very attractive, but ultimately very annoying woman. There are actually a dozen different reasons why I didn't want to see her again. But her telling me how she seriously thought Paula Abdul was talented was a good reason not to call her back. Couldn't tell whether she was serious or just doing the hipster irony thing, but...WTF???
 
Y'all are not as shallow as I am. I have never rejected anyone due to their interests...i have turned down/stopped dating someone because after our first hook up I discovered she had tiny, weird looking dark brown nipples. Did not enjoy the look of those at all.
 
I have to admit in my younger days having been put off by the look of a ladies breasts that I had been really looking forward to unleashing.





Pink-bird shit splat nipple-related.