Letters to things and people

[el_sparko]

dear hogginthefogg's private mind garden
you mad doggie?
Jake

 

[Reynaldo]

Do you even have the writing skills needed to write pretentiously?

 

[tom]

Dear hogginthefogg

For reasons that aren???t clear, 'whilst' has survived in British English but has died out in the US. However, in Britain it is considered to be a more formal and literary word than its counterpart.

Tom.

 

[hogginthefogg]

Dear hogginthefogg

For reasons that aren???t clear, 'whilst' has survived in British English but has died out in the US. However, in Britain it is considered to be a more formal and literary word than its counterpart.

Tom.

Dear Tom,

Of this, I am quite aware. (See also aluminum versus aluminium) I was just havin' a little fun with the jaded misanthrope.


HoggInTheFogg




Dear Jaded Misanthrope/el sparko,

No.

Ever,
Not Mad

 

[Hotsauce84]

Dear hogginthefogg





For reasons that aren???t clear, 'whilst' has survived in British English but has died out in the US. However, in Britain it is considered to be a more formal and literary word than its counterpart.





Tom.

Dear el sparko,





Take that shit to www.vinylvulture.co.uk, son!





Herm

 

[Grafwritah]

Dear word twee,
As a consummate Strutter, I've never witnessed your appearance in a thread until now and I'd like to tell you how your corny nature makes me want to vomit in my mouth. I believe you point out the pretentiousness and overly prick-like nature in my fellow record nerds.
Please can you stop appearing on this board? I want to be able to visit the forum you're on whilste having my dinner whilste keeping my food down at the same time.

Dear H the F,

Don't be mad at Churchhill just cause he goes against the Soulstrut grain. It's good to bust loose sometimes.

 

[djanna]

dearest hoggy hogg,

Young Cas and I have taken the plunge and we got engaged yesterday!

I want to get married somewhere in the Presidio and I know you guys are doing at the Log Cabin, can you gimme some info and advice?

love,
Anna

 

[hogginthefogg]

dearest hoggy hogg,

Young Cas and I have taken the plunge and we got engaged yesterday!

I want to get married somewhere in the Presidio and I know you guys are doing at the Log Cabin, can you gimme some info and advice?

love,
Anna

Dear Anna and Cas,

RIGHT THE FUCK ON! Me and mines is happy for y'all.

And be sure to holler at the labcabincalifornia.

Love,
HoggyStylez

 

[Guzzo]

Dear Anna,





Let me be the first second (and most definitly not the only) to wish you mazel tov on you and Cas's engagement.





I'm picturing the ultimate soulstrut nerdfest event happening here. please take into consideration the idea of placing a leo sayer piece on your wedding cake as opposed to the usual wax husband & wife.








Seriously though congratulataions and I wish you 2 the absolute best!





-Adam

 

[Swayze]

dearest hoggy hogg,

Young Cas and I have taken the plunge and we got engaged yesterday!

Let me be the first to "post" congratulations. About time Cas!

 

[day]

CONGATS YOU CRAZY KIDS!

Now we all want to know who's gonna DJ your wedding?

 

[Hotsauce84]

dearest hoggy hogg,

Young Cas and I have taken the plunge and we got engaged yesterday!

I want to get married somewhere in the Presidio and I know you guys are doing at the Log Cabin, can you gimme some info and advice?

love,
Anna

HELL YEAH!

Congratulations, guys!!! I say you get married on matching zonkeys!

Herm

P.S. Will Cas be wearing the veil?

 

[Guzzo]

OH SHIT A ZONKEY!

 

[djdaze]

dearest hoggy hogg,

Young Cas and I have taken the plunge and we got engaged yesterday!

I want to get married somewhere in the Presidio and I know you guys are doing at the Log Cabin, can you gimme some info and advice?

love,
Anna

CONGATULATIONS!!!!! that's awesome, I couln't be happier for you guys.

 

[Big_Stacks]

To me, Milwaukee is that bad. The city loses population and jobs significantly every single year. The manufacturing sector that ruled here is pretty much dead, and the populace is unprepared for more highly skilled technical work. In addition, the state's brightest members leave the state and go elsewhere, hence the term "brain drain" used to describe the decreased human capital that results from this process. To add on to this, the poor education that the masses receive from public schools here leads to disenfranchisement and crime. I'm sure these elements are really attractive to companies considering re-locating to this region (yeah, right!). These conditions will surely land Milwaukee in the fate of Youngstown, Gary, Detroit, and other dead manufacturing cities with undereducated citizens. The "skilled" folks will eventually jump ship and leave the place, which actually already occurs annually.

I'd love to know where all these brains are going, because every single city in the midwest and northeast suffers from "brain drain" (or pull the "woe is me") Florida is loaded with senior citizens who are senile anyway and I actually haven't heard anything out of the ordinary about people moving west. So where are they going? Cleveland paper = brain drain, Akron paper = brain drain, Detroit paper = brain drain... all I can figure is that most of the brains are in India to begin with.

As far as the scale of insulting cities

least
Chicago
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Atlanta
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New Orleans
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St.Louis
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Oakland
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Washington DC
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Cleveland
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Detroit
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Baghdad
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Youngstown / Gary / E. St L.
most


Hey Graf,

Actually, the highest level of job growth is occurring in the southeastern and southwestern United States. It appears that these "brains" are opting for areas with pleasant climates where jobs are available. Opportunity is simply less plentiful in the Midwest (which is one of the many reasons why I hate it), so the people that remain are less skilled and mobile (employment wise) with obvious implications for new job growth, service quality, etc. This probably underlies the large out-migration of those that migrate to Milwaukee. The talented do not stay here very long, at least as far as I've seen (i.e., I can't speak for all organizations in the city, obviously).

Peace,

Big Stacks from Kakalak

 

[djanna]

Dear Anna,

Next time you try and send Hoggy a private PM, you may want to double check your shit. Dumbass.

thanks for the love, y'all.

-Anna

 

[mylatency]

Dearest M. Latency,


There is no excuse for missing the $1 T&J LP at 7 a.m. That shit is worth more than $50 on the eGhey. You are so dumb for that. On the other hand, buying rackords from that picky, wife-commanding lawyer prick who was playing a conga like a madman at his house was a good move and going to TJ to buy LPs was also a good move. Getting a headache waiting in border traffic to get back to SD was not. Getting Phil's BBQ for dinner was a very good move. Getting overweight is not.











Dearest Rackords I haven't touched or seen yet,


Don't worry, I will find you and make you mine or trade/sales fodder.











Dearest Rackords in my sell stacks,


Don't worry, I will get to you SOON, I promise.











Dearest "records,"


Who the hell are you?











Dearest Aleit,


You are truly that dood. Good catching up with you! May your newly acquired LPs be not-so-warped and in good shape for me to buy !

 

[tom]

Dear hogginthefogg





For reasons that aren???t clear, 'whilst' has survived in British English but has died out in the US. However, in Britain it is considered to be a more formal and literary word than its counterpart.





Tom.

Dear el sparko,





Take that shit to www.vinylvulture.co.uk, son!





Herm




Dear Herm





my name is Tom





yours sincerley, Tom

 

[Hotsauce84]

Dear hogginthefogg

For reasons that aren???t clear, 'whilst' has survived in British English but has died out in the US. However, in Britain it is considered to be a more formal and literary word than its counterpart.

Tom.

Dear el sparko,

Take that shit to www.vinylvulture.co.uk, son!

Herm
Dear Herm

my name is Tom

yours sincerley, Tom
Dear Tom,

El Sparko (spanish for "The Sparko") originally said "whilst." That was directed towards him.

Twee twee tweedy twee,

Herm

 

[djdaze]

[color:white] I love when jokes need to be explained