Letters to things and people

[tom]

Dear Hotsauce84

you've not quite understood the concept of the quote button have you...

English Tea.

Thomas

 

[tom]

[color:white] I love when jokes need to be explained

[color:white]i love your wacky soulstrut forum humour lol lol lol

 

[Grafwritah]

[color:white] I love when jokes need to be explained

[color:white]i love your wacky soulstrut forum humour lol lol lol
You guys need to be clever assholes like faux or chemically imbalanced like Guzzo. Right now you guys just look like little girls.

 

[tom]

Dear Grafwritah

































Tom.

 

[mylatency]

SHUT IT, MOUTH!

 

[Grafwritah]

Dear Grafwritah

































Tom.

Nahh, you need something witty.

 

[tom]

i'll be back tommorow to try again for sure...

you guys,,

 

[Bsides_]

To whom it may concern:





Please ban tom and el sparko now for non-compliance.





p.s. you could be next.

 

[tom]

http://my63andme.homestead.com/files/MacarthurPark.wav



yeahh, random meaningless image + audio....




i'm getting the hang of this.

 

[Bsides_]

Gee, I didn't need further proof that your presence serves no utility. Send in the next applicant now!

 

[tom]

Gee, I didn't need further proof that your presence serves no utility. Send in the next applicant now!

i've totally blew it have'nt i..

 

[Grafwritah]

yeahh, random meaningless image + audio....

i'm getting the hang of this.

No no no, it's not random at all. See, the images represent something in the message or a feeling the author is trying to convey. Like this:

 

[Bsides_]

commence banning in...





5





4





3





2





1





*banned*





Okay, tom and el sparko are banned now. Yes, it can happen that easy, kids...don't let it happen to you.

 

[tom]

except i'm still here.

 

[tom]

yeahh, random meaningless image + audio....

i'm getting the hang of this.

No no no, it's not random at all. See, the images represent something in the message or a feeling the author is trying to convey. Like this:

but i thought it was all about originality and not tacky college humour....no?

 

[Bsides_]

Huh? I run you.

 

[tom]

anyway..are you the real Bsides or just some weirdo?

 

[Grafwritah]

but i thought it was all about originality and not tacky college humour....no?

See, this is where international differences come into play. Like all those BCC comedies they play over here on PBS. You're sitting there, they say something that sounds completely benign, the laugh track kicks in, and you're sitting there like, "What the fuck?"

It's kinda the same thing in this situation. If you're waiting for subtle humor that's... not funny... well, I don't think you'll find it here.




There's plenty of non-subtle humor that's not funny, though.

 

[Bsides_]

silly, what are you doing over there in the corner?

 

[tom]

but i thought it was all about originality and not tacky college humour....no?

See, this is where international differences come into play. Like all those BCC comedies they play over here on PBS. You're sitting there, they say something that sounds completely benign, the laugh track kicks in, and you're sitting there like, "What the fuck?"

It's kinda the same thing in this situation. If you're waiting for subtle humor that's... not funny... well, I don't think you'll find it here.




There's plenty of non-subtle humor that's not funny, though.
i wanna be you.