TAKE THAT SHIT TO THE-BRITS.COM
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Paul said:ROOONEY!
Can Skel explain the difference between salt-of-the-earth hooligans smashing the place up and these left-leaning idiots.
The main difference is that your hooligans say they're going for a ruck with (insert name of claret and blue cowards football team here) and go and do it.
Your anarcho dudes tag themselves onto a student fees demo when they patently aren't students, and if they were, would clearly have no problem in meeting any tuition fees from dey trust fund, cashing in on Papar's ??2.5m surrey stockbroker belt pad when he does the mortal coil shuffle, or taking that sinecure as finance director at Uncle Toby's vintage wine dealership.
Actually Paul, I believe these anarchos lean neither left nor right. At least I didn't when I went through the same phase for about 3 weeks back in 1979.
As for the students, well it will be a nice dinner party conversation piece in 20 years time for the Clarissas and Tarquins who attended.
By the way, someone be a good chap and remind us which fucking bastard Tory cunties introduced these damned tuition fees. I'll get round there and string them toffee-nosed bastards up by the balls. BY THE BALLS I TELLS YA!!1!11!!
Ah. Just looked it up on google. It was Labour.
It's been said already, but all youngins should take part in a demo if not a full riot at some point. Rites of passage, innit?
Vorderman: one Botox jab away from turning into a Cher atrocity. Don't do it, Carol. Boner softening style, but the memory of better days may still stir a man to walk the Duder-approved stroll of shame to teh disabled toilet.
I thought I told you dudes, Jimster's stellar skin owes no bended knee to mundane creams or slabs of cucumber pon dem eye - jim does not ride for that most pointless of veg - but rests squarely on the religious adherence to gluten-free ginseng and passion fruit tea. You must deal.
Now: knowing you dudes like the mash up, please put me in touch with a service that can seamlessly meld any two songs of my choice. I will even pay a small fee.
I'd like to propose as follows:
Miles Davis vs ELO - Mr Kind of Blue Sky
Donald Byrd vs Sun Ra - Places and Spaces the Place
Duder, you're good at this stuff. Please make it so.
Can Skel explain the difference between salt-of-the-earth hooligans smashing the place up and these left-leaning idiots.
The main difference is that your hooligans say they're going for a ruck with (insert name of claret and blue cowards football team here) and go and do it.
Your anarcho dudes tag themselves onto a student fees demo when they patently aren't students, and if they were, would clearly have no problem in meeting any tuition fees from dey trust fund, cashing in on Papar's ??2.5m surrey stockbroker belt pad when he does the mortal coil shuffle, or taking that sinecure as finance director at Uncle Toby's vintage wine dealership.
Actually Paul, I believe these anarchos lean neither left nor right. At least I didn't when I went through the same phase for about 3 weeks back in 1979.
As for the students, well it will be a nice dinner party conversation piece in 20 years time for the Clarissas and Tarquins who attended.
By the way, someone be a good chap and remind us which fucking bastard Tory cunties introduced these damned tuition fees. I'll get round there and string them toffee-nosed bastards up by the balls. BY THE BALLS I TELLS YA!!1!11!!
Ah. Just looked it up on google. It was Labour.
It's been said already, but all youngins should take part in a demo if not a full riot at some point. Rites of passage, innit?
Vorderman: one Botox jab away from turning into a Cher atrocity. Don't do it, Carol. Boner softening style, but the memory of better days may still stir a man to walk the Duder-approved stroll of shame to teh disabled toilet.
I thought I told you dudes, Jimster's stellar skin owes no bended knee to mundane creams or slabs of cucumber pon dem eye - jim does not ride for that most pointless of veg - but rests squarely on the religious adherence to gluten-free ginseng and passion fruit tea. You must deal.
Now: knowing you dudes like the mash up, please put me in touch with a service that can seamlessly meld any two songs of my choice. I will even pay a small fee.
I'd like to propose as follows:
Miles Davis vs ELO - Mr Kind of Blue Sky
Donald Byrd vs Sun Ra - Places and Spaces the Place
Duder, you're good at this stuff. Please make it so.
skel said:I thought I told you dudes, Jimster's stellar skin owes no bended knee to mundane creams or slabs of cucumber pon dem eye - jim does not ride for that most pointless of veg - but rests squarely on the religious adherence to gluten-free ginseng and passion fruit tea. You must deal.
That, and ginger nuts.
DEALIO.
That, and ginger nuts.
DEALIO.
Copying mp3s to a new phone. Motherf*cker has to have chewns at work, no? Who else is going to rep Pontius Pilate (and it's faraway Black-Beauty-esque horn stabs) to the heathens?
Srs doe there is nothing doing. Drink through it. Half a bottle of Cava and 3 Dezzies.
Next weekend out for me birthday. Curry and yags. Believe.
Srs doe there is nothing doing. Drink through it. Half a bottle of Cava and 3 Dezzies.
Next weekend out for me birthday. Curry and yags. Believe.
Stag do tomorrow meant a preplanned night in though my plan didn't involve surfing through the 300 plus channels I rack up debt for each month and finding nothing on. I have now given up and am playing on my phone while Demolition Man is repeated fot the 30th time this month in the background.
I thought it was now widely accepted that Gervais was a comedic genius and the fact that, since the now badly dated Office, he's made a self pitying ego driven dramady, a couple of appalling movies and spent the rest of the time laughing in a high pitched voice at a stereotype of a working class salt of the earth were all proof he could do no wrong.
I thought it was now widely accepted that Gervais was a comedic genius and the fact that, since the now badly dated Office, he's made a self pitying ego driven dramady, a couple of appalling movies and spent the rest of the time laughing in a high pitched voice at a stereotype of a working class salt of the earth were all proof he could do no wrong.
Gervais has gone full circle.
I remember seeing him on some late show on Ch4 in the 90's where he was painfully unfunny without attempting to be that way.
I remember seeing him on some late show on Ch4 in the 90's where he was painfully unfunny without attempting to be that way.
badder_than_evil said:Gervais has gone full circle.
I remember seeing him on some late show on Ch4 in the 90's where he was painfully unfunny without attempting to be that way.
Yeah the show with Ali G, Iain Lee and Daisy Donovan right? I remember him on that too and it was was like watching someone's career die as he popped up for five minutes made some obvious un pc jokes and the audience sat there uncomfortably waiting for the greasy smirking little man to go away.
I remember seeing him on some late show on Ch4 in the 90's where he was painfully unfunny without attempting to be that way.
Yeah the show with Ali G, Iain Lee and Daisy Donovan right? I remember him on that too and it was was like watching someone's career die as he popped up for five minutes made some obvious un pc jokes and the audience sat there uncomfortably waiting for the greasy smirking little man to go away.
never have understood the love for gervais.
his tv output is mawkish and he is a c*nt.
anyone seen that "phone shop" thing on channel 4? i ride.
his tv output is mawkish and he is a c*nt.
anyone seen that "phone shop" thing on channel 4? i ride.
Not seen Phone Shop yet but heard good thongs. Rest assured I will discover it about six months after everyone's sick of it.
Jimster, so pleased you gave up on the Nokia, for all our attempts to pretend different it was a piece of poop really wasn't it.
Jimster, so pleased you gave up on the Nokia, for all our attempts to pretend different it was a piece of poop really wasn't it.
Junior said:Not seen Phone Shop yet but heard good thongs. Rest assured I will discover it about six months after everyone's sick of it.
Jimster, so pleased you gave up on the Nokia, for all our attempts to pretend different it was a piece of poop really wasn't it.
Sigh, no edit option when posting from phone. Heard good thongs will have to stay...
Jimster, so pleased you gave up on the Nokia, for all our attempts to pretend different it was a piece of poop really wasn't it.
Sigh, no edit option when posting from phone. Heard good thongs will have to stay...
Junior said:badder_than_evil said:Gervais has gone full circle.
I remember seeing him on some late show on Ch4 in the 90's where he was painfully unfunny without attempting to be that way.
Yeah the show with Ali G, Iain Lee and Daisy Donovan right? I remember him on that too and it was was like watching someone's career die as he popped up for five minutes made some obvious un pc jokes and the audience sat there uncomfortably waiting for the greasy smirking little man to go away.
11 o clock show that's it.
Surprised someone else has the same opinion - expected some hate. Maybe he took that experience and turned it into David Brent.
I remember seeing him on some late show on Ch4 in the 90's where he was painfully unfunny without attempting to be that way.
Yeah the show with Ali G, Iain Lee and Daisy Donovan right? I remember him on that too and it was was like watching someone's career die as he popped up for five minutes made some obvious un pc jokes and the audience sat there uncomfortably waiting for the greasy smirking little man to go away.
11 o clock show that's it.
Surprised someone else has the same opinion - expected some hate. Maybe he took that experience and turned it into David Brent.
