Paul said:ROOONEY!
Can Skel explain the difference between salt-of-the-earth hooligans smashing the place up and these left-leaning idiots.
The main difference is that your hooligans say they're going for a ruck with (insert name of claret and blue cowards football team here) and go and do it.
Your anarcho dudes tag themselves onto a student fees demo when they patently aren't students, and if they were, would clearly have no problem in meeting any tuition fees from dey trust fund, cashing in on Papar's ??2.5m surrey stockbroker belt pad when he does the mortal coil shuffle, or taking that sinecure as finance director at Uncle Toby's vintage wine dealership.
Actually Paul, I believe these anarchos lean neither left nor right. At least I didn't when I went through the same phase for about 3 weeks back in 1979.
As for the students, well it will be a nice dinner party conversation piece in 20 years time for the Clarissas and Tarquins who attended.
By the way, someone be a good chap and remind us which fucking bastard Tory cunties introduced these damned tuition fees. I'll get round there and string them toffee-nosed bastards up by the balls. BY THE BALLS I TELLS YA!!1!11!!
Ah. Just looked it up on google. It was Labour.
It's been said already, but all youngins should take part in a demo if not a full riot at some point. Rites of passage, innit?
Vorderman: one Botox jab away from turning into a Cher atrocity. Don't do it, Carol. Boner softening style, but the memory of better days may still stir a man to walk the Duder-approved stroll of shame to teh disabled toilet.
I thought I told you dudes, Jimster's stellar skin owes no bended knee to mundane creams or slabs of cucumber pon dem eye - jim does not ride for that most pointless of veg - but rests squarely on the religious adherence to gluten-free ginseng and passion fruit tea. You must deal.
Now: knowing you dudes like the mash up, please put me in touch with a service that can seamlessly meld any two songs of my choice. I will even pay a small fee.
I'd like to propose as follows:
Miles Davis vs ELO - Mr Kind of Blue Sky
Donald Byrd vs Sun Ra - Places and Spaces the Place
Duder, you're good at this stuff. Please make it so.