TAKE THAT SHIT TO THE-BRITS.COM
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Good to see that Danny Dyer is still killing it on the ones & twos!
Anybody help me with this rendition of Lloyd-Webber's Jesus Christ Super Star? I remember a couple of lines from my school days that began:
Jesus Christ,
Super Star
Came down from heaven in a motor car,
pulled a skid,
killed a kid,
..........................................?
Answers on a postcard please.
Sunderland weren't lucky against Chelsea, they had 'em. Can Chelski be missing Lampard, or was Ray Wilkins popular? Strange result, but great goals - Citeh should've kept hold of Nedem Onohua (sp?).
Manure continue to scrape results. Villa should've been 4 up. But this from Ferg is classic: "We were running high on emotion at the end ??? the match was boiling up a bit and the referee let a few things go. Sometimes that can make a great game and we saw a great game today. Another five minutes and we'd have won." Fergie-time and a host of bullshit calls saved your arse against Villa two seasons ago - I expect he was yammering at the fourth official to pile on the minutes.
Looking forward to the derby.
Anybody help me with this rendition of Lloyd-Webber's Jesus Christ Super Star? I remember a couple of lines from my school days that began:
Jesus Christ,
Super Star
Came down from heaven in a motor car,
pulled a skid,
killed a kid,
..........................................?
Answers on a postcard please.
Sunderland weren't lucky against Chelsea, they had 'em. Can Chelski be missing Lampard, or was Ray Wilkins popular? Strange result, but great goals - Citeh should've kept hold of Nedem Onohua (sp?).
Manure continue to scrape results. Villa should've been 4 up. But this from Ferg is classic: "We were running high on emotion at the end ??? the match was boiling up a bit and the referee let a few things go. Sometimes that can make a great game and we saw a great game today. Another five minutes and we'd have won." Fergie-time and a host of bullshit calls saved your arse against Villa two seasons ago - I expect he was yammering at the fourth official to pile on the minutes.
Looking forward to the derby.
Yeah I think our version was the same as Harlow's though Car was replaced with Yamaha.There was also another version but all I remember is that it managed to rhyme Hello with Manilow.
Great weekend of results for L'Arse. Would have to say that they were somewhat lucky as well no? If Everton remembered how to put chances away in the first half could have been quite a different result.
Great weekend of results for L'Arse. Would have to say that they were somewhat lucky as well no? If Everton remembered how to put chances away in the first half could have been quite a different result.
badder_than_evil said:The Harlow version was -
"And paralysed his balls on a dustbin lid"
Our local Manc experience was:
Georgie Best
Superstar
Looks like a woman and he wears a bra
[childish giggling].
This was after Bestie had left Un*ted of course.
"And paralysed his balls on a dustbin lid"
Our local Manc experience was:
Georgie Best
Superstar
Looks like a woman and he wears a bra
[childish giggling].
This was after Bestie had left Un*ted of course.
djwaxon said:Ours was
Jesus Christ
Superstar
Came down from heaven on a Yamaha
Pulled a skid
Killed a kid
Crashed into a dustbin lid
Followed by a long pause and then an Alan Partridge "A-ha"???
Alright, here's another one I don't fully recall:
In days of old
When knights were bold
and women weren't invented
something something something
men used holes in telegraph poles,
and had to be contented.
Jesus Christ
Superstar
Came down from heaven on a Yamaha
Pulled a skid
Killed a kid
Crashed into a dustbin lid
Followed by a long pause and then an Alan Partridge "A-ha"???
Alright, here's another one I don't fully recall:
In days of old
When knights were bold
and women weren't invented
something something something
men used holes in telegraph poles,
and had to be contented.
djwaxon said:Ours was
Jesus Christ
Superstar
Came down from heaven on a Yamaha
Pulled a skid
Killed a kid
Crashed into a dustbin lid
The version we had in NYC was:
Jesus Christ
Superstar
Doing 98 on a Yamaha
The cops were there
He don't care
He's wearing bulletproof underwear
Even in the 70's, we was keepin' it really real...
Jesus Christ
Superstar
Came down from heaven on a Yamaha
Pulled a skid
Killed a kid
Crashed into a dustbin lid
The version we had in NYC was:
Jesus Christ
Superstar
Doing 98 on a Yamaha
The cops were there
He don't care
He's wearing bulletproof underwear
Even in the 70's, we was keepin' it really real...
Reading back through this I have to change the Harlow version.
It was -
"Pulled a skid, hit a Flid(Thalid)"
Nice kids..What'you know about C#### C#### C#### m##??
It was -
"Pulled a skid, hit a Flid(Thalid)"
Nice kids..What'you know about C#### C#### C#### m##??
badder_than_evil said:
Nice kids..What'you know about??
XXXXX XXXXX XXXXX man went to milk a cow,
XXXXX XXXXX XXXXX man didn't know how,
XXXXX XXXXX XXXXX man pulled the wrong tit,
XXXXX XXXXX XXXXX man got covered in shit
Nice kids..What'you know about??
XXXXX XXXXX XXXXX man went to milk a cow,
XXXXX XXXXX XXXXX man didn't know how,
XXXXX XXXXX XXXXX man pulled the wrong tit,
XXXXX XXXXX XXXXX man got covered in shit
James Blunt saves the world.
As it's the Guardian, it isn't long before some herbert posts that a nuclear holocaust might be preferable to the music of James Blunt, nor for around 130 people to recommend the post.
As it's the Guardian, it isn't long before some herbert posts that a nuclear holocaust might be preferable to the music of James Blunt, nor for around 130 people to recommend the post.
I???m not going to read that Blunt article, but he???s lucky his music hasn???t started a war. Retch-inducing.
Music-r question, extremely vague:
Around 2003/4 there was some kind of ???urban??? RnB hit that heavily sampled the Fugees Ready Or Not. I don???t remember who did this (it was a black chap, poss English), and it???s not this track that I want to find??? what I do remember is that some producer took the instrumental of this hit with it???s much more club-friendly drums and heavy snare hits, and then re-laid the Fugees vocal over it. I think at the time this bootleg appeared I was suffering song-fatigue from the constant radio play the RnB version got, so didn???t pay much attention to the bootleg, and maybe it???s due to the infidelity of my memory, but I found myself thinking that maybe it wasn't that bad after all. I've trawled through discogs looking for the bootleg, but to no avail.
Any ideas?
Music-r question, extremely vague:
Around 2003/4 there was some kind of ???urban??? RnB hit that heavily sampled the Fugees Ready Or Not. I don???t remember who did this (it was a black chap, poss English), and it???s not this track that I want to find??? what I do remember is that some producer took the instrumental of this hit with it???s much more club-friendly drums and heavy snare hits, and then re-laid the Fugees vocal over it. I think at the time this bootleg appeared I was suffering song-fatigue from the constant radio play the RnB version got, so didn???t pay much attention to the bootleg, and maybe it???s due to the infidelity of my memory, but I found myself thinking that maybe it wasn't that bad after all. I've trawled through discogs looking for the bootleg, but to no avail.
Any ideas?
Yeah I got last in there as well. Maybe L*o is looking for the Rising Big Tings Zinc remix
Purchased the white label of this on sight. Took it home, excitedly put it on the turntable, listened to it once, and then decided it was time to broaden my musical spectrum.
Purchased the white label of this on sight. Took it home, excitedly put it on the turntable, listened to it once, and then decided it was time to broaden my musical spectrum.
Paul said:
:real_headz:
THAT was the track. Listening to it again and I'm not sure that this bootleg can have been all that really, haha. Ah well, further discogs searches may be the answer.
:real_headz:
THAT was the track. Listening to it again and I'm not sure that this bootleg can have been all that really, haha. Ah well, further discogs searches may be the answer.
