The Lebowski

[elise]

Oh, the usual. I bowl. Drive around. The occasional acid flashback.

 

[DOR]

Hey, careful, man, there's a beverage here!

 

[DOR]

Let me tell you something, pendejo. You pull any of your crazy shit with us, you flash a piece out on the lanes, I'll take it away from you, stick it up your ass and pull the fucking trigger 'til it goes "click."

 

[facesd]

Cosmo said:Seriously I can go on and on hahah...





I came to fix the cable... Oh that's just my friend. She just came over to take a shower.




Maude Lebowski: You can imagine where it goes from here.


The Dude: He fixes the cable?

 

[froz1]

Yeah, well, you know, that's just, like, your opinion, man

 

[fishmongerfunk]

I don't roll on shabbos!!

 

[elise]

I would have f*cked you in the ass Saturday. I f*ck you in the ass next Wednesday instead. Wooo! You got a date Wednesday, baby!

 

[GenePontecorvo]

They got us working in sheefts!!

 

[GenePontecorvo]

Are you fucking this up Dude?

 

[dollar_bin]

DOR said:Let me tell you something, pendejo. You pull any of your crazy shit with us, you flash a piece out on the lanes, I'll take it away from you, stick it up your ass and pull the fucking trigger 'til it goes "click."




Eight-year-olds, Dude

 

[DOR]

dollar_bin saidOR said:Let me tell you something, pendejo. You pull any of your crazy shit with us, you flash a piece out on the lanes, I'll take it away from you, stick it up your ass and pull the fucking trigger 'til it goes "click."




Eight-year-olds, Dude

 

[dollar_bin]

that creep can roll, man

 

[Junior]

I am the walrus

 

[Mjukis]

"Nor do I care that she's "banging" Jackie Treehorn, to use the parlance of our time."





"This compulsive fornicator is taking my father for the proverbial RIDE."





"How you gonna keep 'em on the farm once they've seen Karl Hungus?"

 

[pj4533]

We found it in Van Nuys lodged against an abutment.





Oh maaaaaan, lodged WHERE?

 

[Mjukis]

Love the record cover of Peter Stormares band, "Nagelbett" (Swedish for "Nailbite").





It's sort of an electropop thing.

 

[cookbook]

you didn't think I was gonna roll outta here naked

 

[Jonny_Paycheck]

I fuck you in the ass! I fuck you in the ass! I fuck you! I fuck you! I fuck...








Nice marmot








... or El Duderino, if you're not into the whole brevity thing.





Also, let's not forget - let's *not* forget, Dude - that keeping wildlife, an amphibious rodent, for uh, domestic, you know, within the city - that aint legal either.





He's a good man. And thorough.

 

[Garcia_Vega]

This is what happens when you find a stranger in the alps.

 

[Garcia_Vega]

Ve believe in nothing.





b/w





Ve cut off your Johnson Lebowshki!