I watch sports sometimes, usually on mute. For the pretty colors. I'll watch any soccer game with nationalist overtones, most playoffs, and every last thing on Red Bull TV. Bro.
I started smoking pot a few years ago, had a great time tuning in to LL Cool J squashing terror plots in those thin sweaters. Loved it. LL Cool J!
When was that Queen's Jubilee? That was the stoned rock bottom for me: watched a bunch of weird concerts without realizing I'd seen it all the previous week. Surreal time warp vibe.
Weed has made me hyper-aware of acting, too. Kinda ruins the vibe sometimes, making me too hyper-aware and unable to get lost in the show (that's the goal. right?). I'll find myself thinking stoner thoughts too often--about how this show exists in a universe without LL Cool J, since nobody recognizes him as the guy who's taking out devious masterminds once a week.
Weed: can't watch teevee with it, can't watch teevee without it.
I am put off by the mega-serialization of all the shows, too. The only big time mega show I've watched is Mad Men, which I had to abandon at the Zoubeezoo episode--due, again to weed-induced acting-is-fake shock. I miss being able to just tune in one night, watch Thomas Magnum get mixed up and escape some bullshit, and bow out for afew weeks knowing the world will be the same when I get back. I can commit to an hour at a time, but an 80-hour super story seems too daunting. I know The Wire and Breaking Bad have to be great, but I'm gonna have to wait until I'm in a hospitalbed to even start one!
I did start watching Game of Thrones three weeks ago. Just jumped right in, and I'm capable of joining conversations at work about it. I don't know any characters' names, but I think I got it. They're going around to all the littler gangs to crew up and fight some guys up north. There's a sassy grandma who shuts down whippersnappers on the come up. The boy king is evil because he's gay. Lotsa YOU SHALL NEVER LORD OVER THE HOUSE OF GRONK, a variation on my favorite THIS IS MY JURISDICTION, MISTER FBI DIRECTOR, YOUR DEPARTMENT HAS OVERSTEPPED ITS BOUNDS! The opening sequence is cool, the fx seem to be leaning a little SyFy Channel, the acting very corny (yes, weed). I'll watch again tonight. If I remember.