What is your favorite brand of urinal?

Grandfather said:when I get to laser melt that ice with my piss stream, I'll think to myself "this is why you're here".




Ha! Reminds me of a hilarious Dan Savage quip that he likes to say, "Yeah, you take my hot piss," to the urinal when he's in the men's room.
 
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LaserWolf said:Guy I know bought an old church here in town.


One bathroom has one of these. You have to be turned slightly toward the person using the other side.


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This is a recipe for some of the most uncomfortable eye contact imaginable.
 
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I'd piss in that




or on it/at it???.as it looks like the piss-coloured thing has already been peed at from every angle
 
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Seeing the logo up close like this is so strange. I've only ever seen it from a torso length away. Its like having my face right next to the urinal.





Toto.





Band.


Little Dog.


Urinal.





That's got to be the weirdest combination on earth.
 
Gary said:





That's got to be the weirdest combination on earth.




Hold that thought...





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A Portland blues musician went to prison back in the 90s. Put together a blues band in jail. They were supposed to be pretty good. Bands name? American Standard.
 
Gary said:


Band.


Little Dog.


Urinal.







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Damn, can't post subtitled screen captures from "Big Deal On Madonna Street" where he talks about getting lubricated to leak into an orifice.
 
LaserWolf said:A Portland blues musician went to prison back in the 90s. Put together a blues band in jail. They were supposed to be pretty good. Bands name? American Standard.




different american standard band below, but if anyone's got a copy of this 45 lemme know, i've been wanting one!





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willie_fugal said:LaserWolf said:A Portland blues musician went to prison back in the 90s. Put together a blues band in jail. They were supposed to be pretty good. Bands name? American Standard.




different american standard band below, but if anyone's got a copy of this 45 lemme know, i've been wanting one!





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Can't imagine why. Makes Seals & Croft sound like Blue Cheer.
 
Grandfather said:when I get to laser melt that ice with my piss stream, I'll think to myself "this is why you're here".




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