World Cup sh*t tawk

badder_than_evil said:Seriously concerned this could be the "Parking the Bus" World Cup




to think a few years ago people were scared that it would be the "tiki taka" world cup...
 
X = group winners





Group A


Brazil x


Croatia


Mexico


Cameroon x





Group B


Spain x


Netherlands x


Chile


Australia





Group C


Colombia x


Greece x


C├┤te d'Ivoire


Japan





Group D


Uruguay


Costa Rica


England x


Italy x





Group E


Switzerland


Ecuador x


France x


Honduras





Group F


Argentina x


Bosnia and Herzegovina


Iran


Nigeria x





Group G


Germany x


Portugal x


Ghana


USA





Group H


Belgium x


Algeria


Russia x


Korea Republic
 
Group A


Brazil


Croatia


Mexico


Cameroon





Group B


Spain


Netherlands



Chile


Australia





Group C


Colombia


Greece


C├┤te d'Ivoire


Japan





Group D


Uruguay


Costa Rica


England


Italy





Group E


Switzerland


Ecuador


France


Honduras





Group F


Argentina


Bosnia and Herzegovina



Iran


Nigeria





Group G


Germany


Portugal



Ghana


USA





Group H


Belgium


Algeria


Russia


Korea Republic
 
X = group winners





Group A


Brazil x


Croatia x


Mexico


Cameroon





Group B


Spain x


Netherlands x


Chile


Australia





Group C


Colombia


Greece


C├┤te d'Ivoire x


Japan x





Group D


Uruguay


Costa Rica


England x


Italy x





Group E


Switzerland


Ecuador


France x


Honduras x





Group F


Argentina x


Bosnia and Herzegovina x


Iran


Nigeria





Group G


Germany x


Portugal x


Ghana


USA





Group H


Belgium


Algeria


Russia x


Korea Republic x
 
What is this tournament's Vuvuzela?





Heard its some shaker thing for that samba flavour.





I need one for those long nights at the big screen outside the boozer.
 
vintageinfants said:X = group winners





Group H


Belgium


Algeria


Russia x


Korea Republic x




boo
 
Lamont said:vintageinfants said:X = group winners





Group H


Belgium


Algeria


Russia x


Korea Republic x




boo




this is me railing against the pundits that are forcing the 'Belgium is going to win everything for the next 15 years' ethos on me.





I'm probably wrong.





I also have Croatia making the semis in my office pool, so.....
 
I scoff at Belgium.





I haven't checked to see if it's mathematically possible, given the groups, but if recent WC parties are anything to go by, the folks still gassing at sun-up will be Germany, Italy, Spain and Brasil. England passed out in the garden, naked from the waist down.





Meriman flexing by the pool.





At the wrong address.
 
skel said:What is this tournament's Vuvuzela?





Heard its some shaker thing for that samba flavour.





I need one for those long nights at the big screen outside the boozer.




well, last year FIFA unveiled the "caxirola," a trademarked rip-off of the shaker that is normally attached to a berimbau. This is its "inventor" Carlinhos Brown posing with it:





caxirola-copa-2014-onde-comprar-qual-preco.jpg






thankfully they decided to debut it at a Bahia x Vitoria match, the Salvador derby. Bahia was losing pretty badly, at which point fans started pelting players with their complimentary caxirolas (didn't this happen on The Simpsons on something like free pretzel day?).





anyway, FIFA changed their mind on this hard plastic thing being given out to everyone, but I think they went for an inflatable version of this bullshit.
 
vintageinfants said:X = group winners





Group E


Switzerland


Ecuador


France x


Honduras x







I just watched your mighty Honduras lose a friendly against Spain. They can't even park a bus properly.

























































































they're still better than Canada tho.
 
Headlines if England won haha





http://imgur.com/a/Eh9y0








My fav...





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ppadilha said:skel said:What is this tournament's Vuvuzela?





Heard its some shaker thing for that samba flavour.





I need one for those long nights at the big screen outside the boozer.




well, last year FIFA unveiled the "caxirola," a trademarked rip-off of the shaker that is normally attached to a berimbau. This is its "inventor" Carlinhos Brown posing with it:





caxirola-copa-2014-onde-comprar-qual-preco.jpg






thankfully they decided to debut it at a Bahia x Vitoria match, the Salvador derby. Bahia was losing pretty badly, at which point fans started pelting players with their complimentary caxirolas (didn't this happen on The Simpsons on something like free pretzel day?).





anyway, FIFA changed their mind on this hard plastic thing being given out to everyone, but I think they went for an inflatable version of this bullshit.




Man I NEEEEED one of these things.
 
ppadilha said:vintageinfants said:X = group winners





Group E


Switzerland


Ecuador


France x


Honduras x







I just watched your mighty Honduras lose a friendly against Spain. They can't even park a bus properly.







I realized later that wasn't Honduras who lost to Spain, it was El Salvador. Honduras tied England nil-nil. EVEN WORSE.
 
DOR said:Headlines if England won haha





http://imgur.com/a/Eh9y0










That's great. I can't imagine how drunk the country would get if we did win. The thought of an entire nation (well, the vast majority) being completely shit-faced for a week or so... I almost think that the other participants should do us a favour and let it happen just so they could laugh at the results. Mass drinking. By day 3 it would turn ugly. Possible civil war by the end of the week.








President Hollande to sign Declaration Of Inferiority gets my vote.





X = group winners





Group A


Brazil x


Croatia x


Mexico


Cameroon





Group B


Spain x


Netherlands


Chile x


Australia





Group C


Colombia


Greece


C├┤te d'Ivoire x


Japan x





Group D


Uruguay x


Costa Rica


England x


Italy





Group E


Switzerland x


Ecuador


France x


Honduras





Group F


Argentina x


Bosnia and Herzegovina x


Iran


Nigeria





Group G


Germany x


Portugal


Ghana x


USA





Group H


Belgium x


Algeria


Russia x


Korea Republic
 
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Lamont said:vintageinfants said:X = group winners





Group H


Belgium


Algeria


Russia x


Korea Republic x




boo




LOL
 
this is gonna be great. It's almost here!





I live in the Pacific Time Zone. In USA. Best soccer nation of all times forever and ever. Advancing to Galaxy Cup no prob.
 
ppadilha said:





I realized later that wasn't Honduras who lost to Spain, it was El Salvador. Honduras tied England nil-nil. EVEN WORSE.




FUCK Honduras and their thug players, and fuck the shitty ref who condoned it all game long.





And while we're at it, FUCK the whole Argentina squad for their latest Malvinas ass-hurtery.





Now, where's that St. George's flag themed shaker? Ah yes. Tesco on line.


Bring it.
 
dukeofdelridge said:USA currently World Champs in Football Baseball Basketball. Bout to add Soccer to the list!




What other countries are globally competitive in those games?





By those measures, England World Champs in Tiddlywinks, Morris Dancing, and that thing where they roll the cheese down the hill. And ting. Believe. Boom. Seen.





Talmbout Meriman dominating the soccers. :scoffs:





Foll, you should be in the drunk thread.





If you had proper beer.