World Cup sh*t tawk

I'll admit, on seeing the walls lined up behind the shaving foam line, an irresistible urge to play Candy Crush
 
I have just read an article about how there is erotic fan fiction being written about David Luiz and James Rodriguez.
 
ppadilha said:I have just read an article about how there is erotic fan fiction being written about David Luiz and James Rodriguez.Doesn't surprise me, rule 34 and all that.





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ppadilha said:I have just read an article about how there is erotic fan fiction being written about David Luiz and James Rodriguez.




I once read **cough** 'an article about' Star Trek fan fiction, in which Spock and Kirk were isolated alone, together, on some planet due to a contrivance around malfunction of the teleporter.





Anyways, unfortunately for our wholly hetero heroes, Spock's biological clock started the process of requiring to mate with another live being or he would die.


Now this little known imperative of Vulcan biology was a wrinkle I must have previously overlooked in the TV series; but anyway it led to an interesting story.





Never again watched the show thereafter





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ppadilha said:don't know about you guys, but I'm starting to feel excited about this.




me too! im on the train to the sausage jernt to watch der nationalmannschaft stand tall over those these brazilian nuts
 
So I just got home from work and I looked at the score line, and thought that must be corners won, or yellow cards.





5-0!?!?!?
 
Át least that chubby boy that was crying into his cup now has a big gulp full of tears to drink.
 
I almost had to stop watching when they cut to the little boy crying. I was cheering up til that point, now I just feel bad.





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Pele needs to walk into the dressing room in a Brazil kit asking the team if he needs to step up if nobody else wants too.
 
they should show some decency, no need to humiliate your host like this...
 
I wouldn't trade places with Felipe Scolari right now for all the whiskey in Ireland. Or all the cachaça in Rio for that matter.





Well whatever, that guy's douche anyway.