Barry White vs Al Green



Duderonomy said:

Apparently Barry survived gang life and prison. I’ll assume he’d never have been such an enthusiastic singer of love songs if he’d ever had to toss salad.




I guess being the tosser of the salad is a choice? Whereas getting your salad tossed against your will is the scenario I personally would want to avoid. Better to give than to receive, etc.

Although I wouldn't fancy the former much either.
 
As I remember it, tossing somebody else’s salad was... uhm, the “act”. It was compared to something else that was bleeped-out IIRC, and the guy said you can’t pretend you’re doing something else when you’re tossing salad (or maybe it was the other way round?).

Realer heads to explain the transaction?
 
The salad tosser is the one eating ass. The tossee is the one whose ass is being eaten.
At least, that’s how it is in the US of A.
 


dizzybull said:

The salad tosser is the one eating ass. The tossee is the one whose ass is being eaten.
At least, that’s how it is in the US of A.



Why do you hate America?
 


Duderonomy said:



dizzybull said:

The salad tosser is the one eating ass. The tossee is the one whose ass is being eaten.
At least, that’s how it is in the US of A.



Why do you hate America?



Too much salad, not enough toss.
 
Scientists have played Barry White to whales to get them in the mood, and it works. But Green....that guy's got class, I think I lean to Green