i've got a meeting with HR tomorrow...

"we saw you posted on the internet about a 'private boner'..."
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ha.

There have been two different occasions at two different jobs where I got called into HR or the bosses office thinking I was going to get the ax and got a promotion. Last time I this happened it was a pretty damn significant raise too. This world that commands 40 hrs of my life each week is pretty
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what are the odds I'm getting the ax?
If it were me, I'd be paranoid. Not once in my entire employment history have I been summoned to HR for anything other than a layoff.
 
what are the odds I'm getting the ax?
How much of your day do you spend online?
I know Big Brother can monitor online use, but does anyone know of a person who actually got fired from using the net too much or surfing porn?
 
what are the odds I'm getting the ax?
If it were me, I'd be paranoid. Not once in my entire employment history have I been summoned to HR for anything other than a layoff. unfortunately,
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You should skip out of work all together on some kind of personal emergency so they reschedule that shit, than you can take the opportunity to feel it out and can ngaf for a bit next week with that swagger in your step and a new life on the horizon.
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in my experience, a late-afternoon friday meeting with HR is not so good.

well it's at 9:30AM...the meeting request was like "we'd like to get some information and ask your opinion"...WTF is that?

I do spend a decent amount of time online, but nothing offensive or anything, I don't even check the board at work...I don't think I've done anything fireable but I guess we'll see...I've never been fired before!
 
but does anyone know of a person who actually got fired from using the net too much or surfing porn?
i think one dude here got fired when his IT guy printed out a soul strut thread of him talking trash about his job.

or did i dream that
 
in my experience, a late-afternoon friday meeting with HR is not so good.

well it's at 9:30AM...the meeting request was like "we'd like to get some information and ask your opinion"...WTF is that?

I do spend a decent amount of time online, but nothing offensive or anything, I don't even check the board at work...I don't think I've done anything fireable but I guess we'll see...I've never been fired before!
Could it have anything to do with your benefits or something? It doesn't seem like they'd be "asking your opinion" about firing you. I'm sure you'll be aight.
 
in my experience, a late-afternoon friday meeting with HR is not so good.

well it's at 9:30AM...the meeting request was like "we'd like to get some information and ask your opinion"...WTF is that?

I do spend a decent amount of time online, but nothing offensive or anything, I don't even check the board at work...I don't think I've done anything fireable but I guess we'll see...I've never been fired before!
Could it have anything to do with your benefits or something? It doesn't seem like they'd be "asking your opinion" about firing you. I'm sure you'll be aight.
those are my thoughts. I get called in once every few months at random to discuss various shit... company shareholding, healthcare plan, 401k, you name it. It can be anything. I don't know where you work, but typically your boss should let you go, not human resources, right?

regardless, good luck dude.
 
This thread proves how disconnected I am from office
life. I believed without hesitation you were telling
us that you had a meeting tomorrow with this guy:

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This thread proves how disconnected I am from office
life. I believed without hesitation you were telling
us that you had a meeting tomorrow with this guy:

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I wasn't gonna say it, but now you did...... It was only for a split second before I deciphered "Human Resources".
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