Movie quotes you find yourself repeating

I work with a dude named Brad, and he's constantly getting "Check OUT the big brain on Brad!" from me. Pulp fiction for those not knowing....

I also like:
"Put that coffee down" or "Coffee's for closers" Glengary Glen Ross
"Losers always whine about their best" The Rock
"I want you inside of me" or "Meet me at the picnic table in 30 seconds" Wet Hot American Summer
 
At 3 o'clock you get raped- Welcome to the dollhouse

Put it on the Underhill's bill -Fletch

Imma fine yo ass, Imma fine yo ass - Ike Turner threatening to fine Ikettes in that crappy Ike and Tina movie
 
"Donger have you seen my automobile?" "AUTOMOBILE????" (sixteen candles)



"you mean we're smokin' dogshit?... that's some good dogshit!" "let me see your liscense. Isn't it on the back of the car?" (cheech & chong)


Remove Ya!" (rockers - the best reggae movie - EVAR!)

"two dollars" (better off dead)

"wherever you go, there you are" (brady bunch movie)

"can you dig it? can you diiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiig it" (warriors)

"Jimmy got his nickname because he said everything twice, like, "I'm gonna go get the papers, get the papers." (goodfellas)

"what is your major malfunction numnuts?" (full metal jacket)

"hey rocky why don't you take Adrian to the zoo. I hear retards love the zoo" (rocky)

"Holy shite. What the F*ck is that? It's the new Belle and Sebastian... It's a record we've been listening to and enjoying, Barry. Well, that's unfortunate, because it sucks ass. (high-fidelity)

" Milt, we're gonna need to go ahead and move you downstairs into storage B. We have some new people coming in, and we need all the space we can get. So if you could just go ahead and pack up your stuff and move it down there, that would be terrific, OK?
Excuse me, I believe you have my stapler... (office space)

"Mr. Spicoli. That's the name they gave me. hey your ripping my card. yea. hey bud what's your problem? No problem at all? I think you know where the principal's office is. You DICK!" (fast times at ridgemont high)
 
Lumberg may be one of the more quotable characters in movie history, and I mean that.

His lines have become almost a dialect, known as North American Middle Management.
 
"have fun storming the castle" - princess bride

for some reason i'm always saying that to people when they are off to go do something. even if they are just going home.
My old roommate used to say that every time I headed out to a gig.

I'm a big fan of: "You keep saying that word...I don't think it means what you think it means."
 
Hey,

I'll add these:

-"Way to go, Spider, don't take no shit offa nobody!!!" (Goodfellas)
-"You come when I tell you to come, and go when I tell you to go!!! You my nigga?" (Lockdown)
-"I can't quit, I got nowhere else to goooooo!!!!! I got nowhere else to gooooo!!!!" (An Officer and a Gentleman)
-"And when I see'd you Celie, I knew there was a God" (The Color Purple)
-"Do you hit her? Nuttin' better to get a woman to mind than a good, sound beatin'" (The Color Purple)
-"You move like you don't wanna get laid" (The Last American Virgin)
-"Crabs? You crazy kids, today, ha-ha, crabs at your age..." (The Last American Virgin)
-"Did you come? Did you come? Take me home, now!!!" (Goin' All the Way; Fran Drescher B-movie in the 80's)
-"Whadya think I am, a lowdown worm like youuuuuuuu!!!!!" (Scarface)
-"Your mother must really love you" (response) "Uuuuh, uuuh, uuuuh, uuuuh!!!!..."(Forest Gump)

Peace,

Big Stacks from Kakalak
 
I know it's probably just me, but I think quoting any Will Ferrell movie is akin to wearing those cheesy frat boy t-shirts like this

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Not quite a movie quote, but "f*ckin' thing SUCKS!" from that Bill O'Reilly freak out video has been been working for me rather nicely.
 
A lot of these quotes seem a little too long, arbitrary, or scene-specific to actually ever be dropped IRL.

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At 3 o'clock you get raped- Welcome to the dollhouse
hahahahha- didn't wanna go there, but boy did i have a crush on that kid.......still do actually.

thats my boy brendan!! he's a socialist now rather than a socialite but my brother and i make him say that line all the time. we also used to make him say the other girls line when he gives her a cookie...with lisp "but thith didn't cothed anything"
 
I know it's probably just me, but I think quoting any Will Ferrell movie is akin to wearing those cheesy frat boy t-shirts like this

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Ferrell peaked in Jay & Silent Bob then it was all downhill.

The only thing I laughed at with him since then was the, "Dear Lord, Baby Jesus..."
 
At 3 o'clock you get raped- Welcome to the dollhouse
hahahahha- didn't wanna go there, but boy did i have a crush on that kid.......still do actually.

thats my boy brendan!! he's a socialist now rather than a socialite but my brother and i make him say that line all the time. we also used to make him say the other girls line when he gives her a cookie...with lisp "but thith didn't cothed anything"
GET OUT OF TOWN!! Too funny!! not a bad look fella that one!!haha!!
yeah i still to this day say her line is my worst jersey (?) accent!!
 
A lot of these quotes seem a little too long, arbitrary, or scene-specific to actually ever be dropped IRL.

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I'm my case, I imitate the scenes on the joke-tip (cause I like them). Every now in then, I'll cite a line in conversation (e.g., "I can't do it, Sally" responding to a student asking for points at the end of the semester).

Peace,

Big Stacks from Kakalak