People With Weird Names

[Bambouche]

my Geometry teacher freshman year of high school was Randy Dick.

Dude got fired at the end of the year, but not before enduring some real abuse.

At work we process claims files for folks who are dying. I found one for an African American woman born in the early 1900s. Her name was... wait for it...






























DELICIOUS BUSH



????
Any relation to George?

We had her death certificate on the wall for a while, but that seemed slightly insensitive, so we took it down.

 

[hogginthefogg]

My ex worked with a Chinese-Canadian guy names Johnson Long. No, really. He was super chill and had a good sense of humor.

He eventually left the company, but he waited until his last day of work to reveal that his middle name is...

















MILES.


Johnson Miles Long. WOW.

 

[dj_neta]

DELICIOUS BUSH

game over.

 

[Big_Chan]

*

 

[Mike_Bell]

More names:
Bald Head Franky Frank (a chick), Kemberly (a dude), Poopy, Lump, Wig, Blue.

 

[grandpa_shig]

Eggbert

this is what my mom calls me. do we know each other?

 

[knewjak]

there was a girl around my way named: Misty Slocum

that is a porn name if I ever one.

 

[Mike_Bell]

there was a girl around my way named: Misty Slocum

that is a porn name if I ever one.

 

[mordecai]

Delicious Bush b/w Johnson Miles Long

 

[DCarfagna]

Confirmed:

-Twins named Orangejello and Lemonjello (pronounced Or-Ron-Jell-Oh and Lee-Mon-Jell-Oh)
-A girl named Lettuce (pronounced La Toose Ay)
-A young man (in a KC detention center) whose given name was SIR MURDER.

 

[Dubious]

i had a costumer at this furniture store i used to work at:

Gunn Slyk

 

[batmon]

Eggbert

this is what my mom calls me. do we know each other? We called this kid from the hood Eggbert, 'cause he was doofy. I wouldn't call you doofy Mr. Shig.

 

[Cosmo]

Confirmed:

-Twins named Orangejello and Lemonjello (pronounced Or-Ron-Jell-Oh and Lee-Mon-Jell-Oh)
-A girl named Lettuce (pronounced La Toose Ay)
-A young man (in a KC detention center) whose given name was SIR MURDER.

I've been told about the story of Oranjello and Lemonjello.

One of my best friend's government name is "Female" (pronounced Feh-Ma-Lee, but it's still her given name because the doctors wrote down Female on the birth certificate...)

I grew up with a girl who's name was B.G. (short for "Baby Girl")

A kid named "Mister" stole my bike in 3rd grade.

My brother was in school with a girl who's name was "Kissa" which was pronounced "KEE-Sah" which wouldn't be so bad, except for teh fact that her last name was "Butts" (I shit you not!)

I could go on and on... but then again, who the hell am I to talk about "weird names."

 

[Cosmo]

When my mom was pregnant with my little brother and later on my sister, she asked me what I wanted to name the kids. For my sister it was either "Sweetie" or "Queenie" and for my brother it was "Martinez."

 

[funkyexample]

there was a kid in my high school no joke.

harry d weiner III

his brother was

benjamin d weiner

how fucked up is that? not the fact that there was a kid with that name but that he was third one to have that name. and his brother is ben d weiner????

 

[asstro]

I went to school with a kid who's mom was named Richardine, pops was naming the first born after him whether it was a boy or girl.

Had another friend growing up who had an aunt named Waxana, she had something like 10 siblings and I guess they just ran out of names.

Dated a girl who's Dad's name was Richard Head, he had a pretty good sense of humor about the name, but I guess you pretty much have to if that's your situation.

 

[batmon]

I worked with this cat from the Motherland whose last name was spelled DoDoo(Doh-Doo).You know poeple had jokes for days.

 

[ayres]

One of my best friend's government name is "Female" (pronounced Feh-Ma-Lee, but it's still her given name because the doctors wrote down Female on the birth certificate...)

That's funny, I told V. that I thought that's why R.'s middle name was Female but I had never asked her. So is her twin's middle name Male?

In Mississippi people had some crazy names:

Of course you got Mercedes, Porsche, etc.

My mom works with a woman named Precious

a couple of girls at my high school:

Navodka
Terrajuana

in grade school I had a friend whose name was Shannon Gay. His younger brother's name was Sterling Gay.

 

[youngEINSTEIN]

spook johnson
hubba bubba
booga eater
googie
monkey
flake
rosie (a dude?)
buddy
sancho dollar
all people i grew up with. . .stein. .

 

[Salary_Diz]

This thread is killing me.

I remember this dude from the army named Bill Dollar. Also some dude with the last name sergeant (but i cant remember his rank).

of course my main man THE ALMIGHTY BUM SUCK.

I worked with a girl named Charmin. and yeah, she was named after toilet paper. real name.

oh, and bum suck swears he knew a dude name Yoo Suk.