People With Weird Names

[Mike_Bell]

I can't believe no one said Dick Butkus!

was about to but i decided to let someone have it.

 

[David_G]

My wife has a 1st grader named Miracle Murphy.

 

[DJPrestige]

-A girl named Lettuce (pronounced La Toose Ay)

how about orangelo (taken from orange jello)

i kid you not...

 

[DJ_NevilleC]

Two sisters I knew in college (Go Dawgs!):

Barbara and Beverley Beaver

 

[progbeatz]

I went with this girl named Gray Harsh (yep it's her real name)and she was er...HARSH on my soul...ahem.

met a guy named Buck Snort ...another guy named Nollie Bird ...

I use to do market research interviewing the public about various idiotic shit,finished a little survey with this kid"ok,may I have name?...yeah it's Jock Sweat"...this kid was too dumb and shy to make up a name like that.What the fuck were his parents thinking???

 

[DeeRock]

Dick Hyman

Gomer Pyle

Lucielle Ball

Gay Faulker

Englebert Humperdink

BJ Givens

 

[twoply]

how about orangelo (taken from orange jello)

i kid you not...

That's an urban legend.

 

[Mr_Lee_PHD]

Mouse on stilts


Twinkle toes


Niv


Chap Money


Plumber


Worley


Beezer


Willioss


Lala


Chuff


Tweak


Sarge





All people I've had the fortune/misfortune of knowing / knowing-of down the line.





Oh JEA. And this girl I was at college with on my art course who legally changed her name from Linda Gerhardi to Zebedee Elvis Peanut Dinosaur Gerhardi.

 

[coffinjoe]

i went to high school with Harry Hose
& met Dick Head in college,
freaky how Dick embraced it,
"that's right, i'm richard head, you can call me dick, dick head"

 

[twoply]

i went to high school with Harry Hose
& met Dick Head in college,
freaky how Dick embraced it,
"that's right, i'm richard head, you can call me dick, dick head"

I recently sold a record on ebay to a Richard Head.

 

[cHiller]

A Friend of mine is called "Genital-Bob"
i think no translation necessary (?)

 

[jessiegerhardi]

Mr_Lee_PHD said:

Mouse on stilts



Twinkle toes



Niv



Chap Money



Plumber



Worley



Beezer



Willioss



Lala



Chuff



Tweak



Sarge







All people I've had the fortune/misfortune of knowing / knowing-of down the line.







Oh JEA. And this girl I was at college with on my art course who legally changed her name from Linda Gerhardi to Zebedee Elvis Peanut Dinosaur Gerhardi.

Mr_Lee_PHD said:

Mouse on stilts



Twinkle toes



Niv



Chap Money



Plumber



Worley



Beezer



Willioss



Lala



Chuff



Tweak



Sarge







All people I've had the fortune/misfortune of knowing / knowing-of down the line.







Oh JEA. And this girl I was at college with on my art course who legally changed her name from Linda Gerhardi to Zebedee Elvis Peanut Dinosaur Gerhardi.



















Kind of insane but Linda Gerhardi who changed her name to Zebedee is my mother - she’s called Grace Faithful atm

 

[ppadilha]

Brazil has the crazy name game on lock though.
My brother once met a woman there named Xisalêire - pronounced like "She's a Lady". Her parents were big Tom Jones fans.

 

[Electrode]

Reminds me of the Kenyan music video character years ago: "Mekmende" (as in Clint Eastwood's "make my day" line from 'Sudden Impact'). Given the Chuck Norris-like meme's popularity, I wouldn't be surprised if there is at least one kid there with that name by now.

 

[Duderonomy]

A friend of mine was travelling in South America and he met a guy called “Oosnahbee”. He asked where this name came from, and the guy explained that his dad was impressed with an American warship he’d seen and liked it’s name: US Navy (many Spanish-speakers pronounce “v” as “b”).

 

[klezmer electro-thug beats]

ppadilha said:

Brazil has the crazy name game on lock though.
My brother once met a woman there named Xisalêire - pronounced like "She's a Lady". Her parents were big Tom Jones fans.





This shreds so insanely hard.

 

[Jimster]

ppadilha said:

Brazil has the crazy name game on lock though.
My brother once met a woman there named Xisalêire - pronounced like "She's a Lady". Her parents were big Tom Jones fans.

 

[Yemsky]

David_G said:

My wife has a 1st grader named Miracle Murphy.



We have a coworker called Miracle Hung But it a woman.