The Lebowski

[kitchenknight]

I've got four bucks... almost five.

 

[Junior]

I didn't rent it shoes. I'm not buying it a fucking beer. He's not taking your fucking turn, Dude.

 

[kitchenknight]

Jonny_Paycheck said:


Also, let's not forget - let's *not* forget, Dude - that keeping wildlife, an amphibious rodent, for uh, domestic, you know, within the city - that aint legal either.







What are you, man, a fucking park ranger?

 

[innersource]

DUDE


1972 Pontiac LeBaron.





YOUNGER COP


Color?





DUDE


Green. Some brown, or, uh, rust, coloration.

 

[white_tea]

"Does he still write?"





"Oh, no, he has health problems."

 

[bluesnag]

Donnie was a good man.





Just because we're bereaved doesn't make us saps!





NON QUOTE:


What's funny is that just about any BL quote I start typing into google gives me the right autofill.

 

[tallbobsmoke]

I've got information, man. New shit has come to light!

 

[Grandfather]

No, Donny, these men are nihilists, there's nothing to be afraid of.

 

[kitchenknight]

Fortunately, I'm adhering to a strict drug and alcohol regimen to keep my mind limber.





b/w








I want Ron Kuby!

 

[therambler]

So I can die with a smile on my face, without feelin like the good Lord gypped me.

 

[Cosmo]

 

[JimBeam]

STAY OUT OF MALIBU, LEBOWSKI! STAY OUT OF MALIBU, DEADBEAT! Get you ugly f#ckin, goldbrickin' ass outta my beach community.

 

[DocMcCoy]

Well, I just need to find an ATM...

 

[vintageinfants]

ja, i am expert.

 

[Cosmo]

Ze lingonberry pancakes





Lingonberry pancakes





Ze pigs in blankets

 

[dwyhajlo]

WALTER: "Sure you'll see some tank battles. But fighting in desert is very different from fighting in canopy jungle."


DUDE: "Umm humm."


WALTER: "I mean 'Nam was a foot soldier's war whereas, uh, this thing should uh, you know, be a piece of cake.I mean I had an M16, Jacko, not an Abrams fucking tank. Me and Charlie, eyeball to eyeball."


DUDE: "Yeah."


WALTER: "That's fuckin' combat. The man in the black pajamas, Dude. Worthy fuckin' adversary."


DONNY: "Who's in pajamas, Walter?"


WALTER : "Shut the fuck up, Donny. Where as what we have here, a bunch of fig-eaters, wearing towels on their heads tryin' to find reverse on a Soviet tank. This, this is not a worthy fucking adversary."

 

[dwyhajlo]

GERMAN 2: "His girlfriend gave up her toe!"


GERMAN 3: "She sought we vould get a million dollars!"


ULI: "Iss not fair!"


WALTER: "FAIR! WHO'S THE FUCKING NIHILIST AROUND HERE! YOU, BUNCH OF FUCKING CRYBABIES?!"

 

[sakedelic]

 

[hogginthefogg]

"Obviously you are not a golfer."

 

[maldorurr]

Wouldn't hold out much hope for the tape deck, though.


... Or the Creedence.