What Would Your Mafia Nickname Be??

[Rockadelic]

Today there was a big bust of Mafia members and these dudes always have the best nicknames.....some from today's bust....The GreaseballTommy SneakersThe ConductorMike The ElecticianBobby The JewFat RichieJoe RacketsJoe Marco PoloDead EyeJackie The NoseWhat would your Mafia nickname be?I'm afraid mine is already taken above.

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2008/0207081mob1.html

 

[batmon]

Black Marbles

 

[The-gaffler]

- M**** the Human Resourcer
- The White Black Frank White
- Gaffler McTwo-hands
- Frankie: My Name is Not
- The Tecate Don
- M**** Lauren

 

[meatyogre]

Terry the Biffer
Russell "the Elongated Hand"
Sherry Bobbins
Frankie "THE WEISS GUY" Weiss

 

[djdaze]

Enormous Penis

 

[aleit]

MONKEY NUGGETZ

 

[verb606]

John Hotti?

 

[djkingotto]

richie elbows
or
donny "mr digits" torrio
or
antonio the noodle
or
slugfoot silvio
or
joe "the belly-ache" merranza

 

[Reynaldo]

Jackie Robinpeople

 

[Rockadelic]

My fave Mafia nickname of all time is "Joe Bag Of Doughnuts"

And Johnny Paycheck is an awesome Mafia nickname.

 

[Supergood]

Rico Spare Tire
Joey the Cheap
Vinny Bass Slapz

 

[Jimster]

Jimmy two-Saabs.

 

[DJ_NevilleC]

Needles.

 

[Rockadelic]

Jimmy two-Saabs.

One of my favorite scenes from Goodfellas is when they walk around the bar introducing some of the characters and they pan to Tony Two-Times and he says "How ya doin', How ya doin"....classic.

 

[djkingotto]

Jimmy two-Saabs.

One of my favorite scenes from Goodfellas is when they walk around the bar introducing some of the characters and they pan to Tony Two-Times and he says "How ya doin', How ya doin"....classic.
its jimmy two times. also my boys dj name....

"i'm gonna go get the papers, get the papers."

 

[The-gaffler]

Antonio Rico the Cuban Domenican Cigar Smoker

 

[Rockadelic]

Jimmy two-Saabs.

One of my favorite scenes from Goodfellas is when they walk around the bar introducing some of the characters and they pan to Tony Two-Times and he says "How ya doin', How ya doin"....classic.
its jimmy two times. also my boys dj name....

"i'm gonna go get the papers, get the papers."
There ya go.....great shit

 

[DB_Cooper]

Jimmy two-Saabs.

One of my favorite scenes from Goodfellas is when they walk around the bar introducing some of the characters and they pan to Tony Two-Times and he says "How ya doin', How ya doin"....classic.
its jimmy two times. also my boys dj name....

"i'm gonna go get the papers, get the papers."
I'm thinking Justin "Two Eyes"

or "Proportionally-Sized" Justin.

 

[HarveyCanal]

Bobby Cakes

 

[HarveyCanal]

Oh yeah, when I was a small boy my Uncle Pete, who was very much an Italian mafia type, used to call me:

Mush Mouth